dradle

a jewish girl with no legs

I spun that dradle until she honked on me.

by Mike September 02, 2005

James Bong

From the fires of Mt. Doom, the 4 foot marijuana smoking tool was forged. Many great meetings with him took place, until his untimely death during a wind storm. Some of his bones were salvaged but could not fill the void in our lungs. He will be missed.

Dude1: So...uhhhhh...wanna talk to James.
Dude2: Dude!

by Mike March 21, 2005

it's all jesus

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.

Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.

by Mike July 31, 2003

dougged

To become extremely drunk the point of exposing ones genitals and seeing people

oh shit, doug got dougged last night and showed the hotness again

by Mike November 18, 2004

slurpeeaholic

Best.User.Ever.
A user on the IGN forums, one who enjoys slurpee's

Slurpeeaholic really likes those slurpee's

by Mike October 16, 2003

coca cola

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.

"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"

by Mike June 01, 2004

nosebutt

a gesture of love and mutual dorkiness between two people genuinely in love that consists of touching noses and smiling like fools

Mike gave Nikki a nosebutt

by Mike March 24, 2004