Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 05, 2005

ggw

short for "girls gone wild"

me and my friends are gonna j.o.(Jack-off) to G.G.W.

by Mike June 24, 2003

Skrewdriver

A white power band hailing from Britain led by the late Ian Stuart. Considered the single most popular nazi skinhead punk band to have ever existed.

Where can i get that Skrewdriver record?

by Mike December 04, 2003

what doing

short for what are you doing today sir?

what doing? sitting. ob.

by Mike March 24, 2004

femke

A feminine bastard that does mediocre tech support and has a chode. May sometimes get rashes in the armpit and groin from too much axe.

femke: "thanks for calling support.. can i have your login id?"

Customer: " Fuck! i got the femke!"

by mike January 17, 2004

dually twolliez

The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.

"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"

*clears throat*

"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"

*crying*

"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"

by Mike September 15, 2004

Kratchwell

a guy who gets massive dome

that girl gave kratchwell some sweet dome

by mike March 12, 2005