mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."
by Me March 25, 2004
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grind

A dance performed in which the female protrudes her buttocks, and the male rubs with his genitals, to the beat of accomanying music. Tends to chaff the penis. ouch...
i ginded her so hard, i couldn't fuck her.
by me October 17, 2003
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lexington, ma

Ignorant town of spoiled, ridiculously ridiculous idiots. Town's biggest heros=Paul Revere and that guy who won survivor.
Textbook- birthplace of American liberty
In reality- birthplace of a bunch of stupid bitchy people who will never do anything good for this world except for die.
by me May 23, 2005
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lfpos

The name of my computer.

Stands for: Little Fucking Piece of Shit

Often gets called this when courseworks due and the mother fucking printer decides it's gonna fuck me around.
Me says: work you Little Fucking Piece of Shit, print out my fucking document! biatch
by Me March 07, 2004
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Sister Fister

by me March 01, 2004
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sweetness

Someone who is really sweet like from Napolean Dynomite!!
HEY! you are pretty SWEET! Want me to be your SWEETNESS!
by ME March 14, 2005
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speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.
"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"
by me March 04, 2005
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