guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.

by me December 23, 2004

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captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 08, 2006

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*NSYNC

a boy band that i used to love before i got smart and started listening to green day

i cant believe how much they sucked- they seemed so much better when i was in second grade

by me February 28, 2005

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kiss

The best band ever in the history of rock!!! (also the best band in anything else) the original line-up is Gene Simmons, Ace Frehley, Paul Stanley, and Peter Criss. Kiss is AWESOMMMEEEEEEE...KISS RULLLLLEEEEESSSSSSS. I LOVE KISS!!!

KISS RULES!!!!....you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world...KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ME June 30, 2004

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metamorphosis

(n)- CD created by Hilary Duff's computerized voice, contains certain computerized songs such as "coming clean" and the very few songs that she does in fact sing sound like a drunk girl moaning into a microphone

Brainwashed Ten Year Old: I LOVE METAMORPHOSIS BY HILARY DUFF IT'S AMAZING!!!!!

Smart Person: AAAHHHHH!!! MY EARS!!!! I'M DEAF!!!!! I JUST LISTENED TO METAMORPHOSIS!!!!

by me April 15, 2004

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