mE's definitions

polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003

leggies

Them long things that stick out of your torso at odd angles, especially during sexual activities.

while being nailed, one of her leggies was over his shoulder, and the other was wrapped around his hot sweaty body.

by me December 22, 2003

testicle

a quest

Robin is still looking for his testicle

by me October 14, 2003

Big Black

1. The greatest band ever.

There are a lot of good bands, but none surpass the talent that was Big Black.

by Me March 2, 2003

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003