smuff

the improper form of schma a word used by spud in the tv show "undergrads"
schma=smuff+ sentence+ funny words
by ME November 27, 2003
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afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.
kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!
by me February 07, 2005
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Jovember

The REAL third month of the year. Comes between February and March. February is now only 23 days long, and then there's five days of Jovember. Then March goes on as normal.
January, February, Jovember, March, April... etc... etc...
by Me September 12, 2003
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tard cart

Bus that handicap people ride. Also called "short bus" by some.
Dude don't stare at the people in that "tard cart"
by Me March 25, 2003
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Dung

what's brown and sounds like a bell
mitch eats dung
by me June 01, 2004
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god

God, the eternal father, who loves us and dies on the cross for us, he loves us all no matter what we have done. He is the one and only, the alpha and omega, and the first and the last, We can have eternal life if we believe in christ jesus as our savior and our rock...how else u think we got here?? JUst fell out teh sky??
john 3:16
for god so loved the word that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him shall not parish but have eternal life!
by me March 24, 2005
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8008493

that's some 8008493
by me May 18, 2003
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