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pentax

The makers of the fantastic SV camera. Top drawer.
"Can I touch your pentax"
by max May 1, 2005
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Manhole Inspector

A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.
Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!
by Max December 11, 2003
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diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
by Max December 30, 2004
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Archeaux

Crazy randomness, but in a totally lame way.
"Archeaux is banworthy, you know."
by Max January 18, 2004
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big feet

i have small big feet
by max March 23, 2004
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blink 182

A pretty shit band, unoriginal and are insignificant compared to greenday.
I need a blink 182, but there is no toilet paper left
by max May 13, 2005
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1337z0r

-To be above all other "1337" people
I r teh 1337z0r!!!
by Max May 30, 2004
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