mAx's definitions

Nightmare on Elm Street

An act that is remotely sexual in nature involving a man and an asian prostitute. The afformentioned man orders a prostitute, hits her in the face with a shovel, and proceeds to chop her into small cubes, which he then rubs all over his body while masterbating.

I gave that bitch a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 23, 2005

Autopsy

Act of a sexual nature in which you cut a hole in a woman's body cavity and have sex with it! see:Nightmare on Elm Street

I totally autopsied her and gave her a Nightmare on Elm Street!

by Max February 24, 2005

rectum chew

Eating butthole jhbgvjhdbfjhskjsdfkjdhfkjsdfkjh

Oh, rectum chew on my grandma!

by Max February 24, 2005

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005

enima

Sexual act performed by Chuck Norris on a platypus.

Stop fuckin' platypuses Chuck Norris!

by Max February 25, 2005

autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

by Max February 25, 2005

pXe

A shortened term for pimpcore.

I'm so pXe! Are you? Nah, I'm kidding. I hate pXe.

by Max February 25, 2005