spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa
my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.
by Max April 11, 2003
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karima

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney
Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!
by Max December 02, 2004
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Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.
Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!
by Max February 26, 2005
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digitfuck

to perform sexual stimulation on a female using one's fingers, or "digits"
I digitfucked that bitch so hard I got a cramp in my wrist!
by Max March 14, 2004
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True

by Max August 03, 2003
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faceless.jpg

A paticular picture of a man after using PCP. A.k.a: Angel dust.

There is a caption underneath the picture:

while under the influence of angel dust this man decided to peel off his own face using pieces of broken mirror and feed the strips of flesh to his pet dogs. he survived due to the large amounts of drugs anesthetizing his system. The dogs were removed by police to the animal shelter, where their stomachs were pumped, resulting in the recovery of pieces of the mans face, lips, and nose

It is a very vivid picture, including ample amounts of blood.

Faceless.jpg is in someones photobucket account. DO NOT GET TRICKED.

THIS PICTURE IS NOT FOR ANYONE WHO GETS SCARED, DOES NOT LIKE BLOOD, OR CANNOT SLEEP AFTER HAUNTING IMAGES.
The ring? naw man, Faceless.jpg is way scarier then that.
by Max January 21, 2005
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shaw

A young farmer who is known around fife for his rugby skills, and his stregnth.
"holy creoly, that guy is solid."

"his name is Shaw"
by max May 01, 2005
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