mARY's definitions

Lynchburg

A dead-end town with scarce shopping areas or anything remotely fun and the guys are either creepy, weird guys and thugs. In addition, Jerry Falwell owns most of the town and is completely ignorant and needs to stop ripping of Christians.

Friend (who lives out-of-state): Yeah, our university party was awesome last night. What did you do last night?

Girl (lives in lynchburg): Went to Food Lion and got hit on by 2 freaks and a liberty student who talked about not being able to watch rated-R movies.

by Mary January 17, 2005

masturbate

Pleasing yourself manually to the point of orgasm

When a woman opens her legs wide and sticks in her fingers in her vagina, while the other had rubs her clit until reaching a climax.

When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off

by mary May 13, 2005

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006

mariya

One who talks in excess and doesn't know when she's not welcome.

Stop being such a mariya you dork.

by Mary March 10, 2003

SCA

The Society for Creative Anachronisms. A worldwide Medieval and Renaissance re-enacting organisation based on researching and playing cultures from between 600AD and 1600AD.

See also 'Cloakfest'

1. Jane says,"I am a Baroness in the SCA."

2. To live in the SCA kingdom of the Outlands.

by Mary February 3, 2004

Ramones

R. A. M. O. N. E. S. RAMONES!!!!!!!! in other words...the best punk band that ever scuffed their sneakers along the sidewalks of this earth!!!

I am cool. I love the Ramones.

by mary May 9, 2003

twizt

a known tryhard
jealous of other peoples skills
needs to wordEAD/word

ffs twizt stop being a faggot

by Mary January 6, 2003