m's definitions

HoYay!

Homoerotic vibes between two supposedly heterosexual men.

OMG are you feeling the HoYay! love between Ian Thorpe and Pieter van den Hoogenband? They are so slashy.

by M March 18, 2005

Majinchick

A stupid person who doesn't know how to opperate a phone, quote correctly, or shut up.

"Fuck man, you're such a Majinchick!"

by M February 26, 2003

God

The all powerful deity of the Christian belief,
who created the universe in 6 days.

(aside: Post things to be informative and objective, don't post simply to piss off a denomination of people you've got something against. If you can't do that, then go back to your online forums with the rest of your prepubescent friends.)

by M April 14, 2005

Pieter van den Hoogenband

Gorgeous, Dutch. Hottest guy in elite swimming, known for his rivalry/love affair with Ian Thorpe and perfect teeth. Also known as Hoogie, among many other humourous variations on his surname. Has countless websites devoted to his physical perfection and the (really very obvious) relationship he and Thorpey have going, which is officially called "Thoogie".

Couldn't you just FEEL the sexual tension between Thorpey and Hoogie after the 200 Free?

by M March 18, 2005

grip

To get high from marijuana

Hey, I am so gripped, I could eat anything right now. Or, man, I wish I had some grip,I can watch anything stupid and think it is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

by m January 13, 2004

fuckwittage

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

by m December 5, 2004

twasser

like twat

god look at that boy over there he's such a twasser!

by M May 9, 2004