16 definitions by lunchbox

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n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.
"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."
by lunchbox April 26, 2005
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One who smuggles bone.
(See also bone smuggling)
Tim was horrified to find out the prostitute was a bone smuggler.
by lunchbox March 28, 2003
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1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.
The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.
by lunchbox March 28, 2003
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Someone new to the internet and instant messengers etc who tries to fit in with all the veterans.
Anyone who says lol is a total internet noob.
by lunchbox March 01, 2005
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Most kick-ass game ever made. A Series of four, all four highly recommended.
Monkey Island 1: Secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
by lunchbox July 21, 2003
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the words "stone" and "goose" put together
"that plan flew like a stoose"
by lunchbox July 03, 2003
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A zombie enthusiast, One who loves to farm chickens. He is also a Kung Fu action star who uses big hard words like “somnambulist” and “Chinchilla
That guys is reminds me of Variable Rush, except that guy isnt an ass.
by lunchbox March 24, 2005
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