cry whacker

n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.

"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."

by Lunchbox April 26, 2005

silent bob

sultan of fat, hetero life mate to jay

Lunchbox, Tons O` Fun

by lunchbox July 21, 2003

bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

internet noob

Someone new to the internet and instant messengers etc who tries to fit in with all the veterans.

Anyone who says lol is a total internet noob.

by lunchbox March 01, 2005

G-sta

Short way of writing "gangsta".

"Sup G-sta."

"Nothin', jus' keepin' it real fo' sheezy my neezy."

by lunchbox August 24, 2003

chinkstah

An asian G-sta (gangsta). Usually a wanksta/wannabe thug. Can be found with many asian friends with their rice rockets and baggy clothes.

"I'm a chinkstah."

"Nah, you just a wanksta."

by lunchbox August 24, 2003

VariableRush

A zombie enthusiast, One who loves to farm chickens. He is also a Kung Fu action star who uses big hard words like “somnambulist” and “Chinchilla”

That guys is reminds me of Variable Rush, except that guy isnt an ass.

by Lunchbox March 24, 2005