n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.
"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."
by Lunchbox April 26, 2005

It is pretty much something so good that one must use two of the best words ever derived from i.e. - Tim Armstrong & the 1985 DeLorian
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Monkey Island 1: Secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
by lunchbox July 21, 2003
