lulu's definitions

Wiffie Cutter

Male Genitalia, mostly extremly small.

He had the nerve to pull out his wiffie cutter and expect oral gratification... I already had a tictac in my mouth.

by lulu January 16, 2003

cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

dirt mongrel

one who has a threesome in Mexico and cries to their friend.

Lindsey!! I'm a dirt mongrel!!

by Lulu September 30, 2003

snub

It is an alcoholic drink

Runnin round this bitch, pissy drunk off tha snub!

by LULU May 13, 2005

safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

by Lulu February 9, 2005

buttis face

A Variation on "butter face", where the body of a female is above average but her face is dogly or at least slighty bellow average hence but-her-face. Buttis face refers to to the male who has a hot body yet appauling face.

"Fuck Joel is a major buttis face, the body is fiiiine but that face is hellish"

by lulu February 22, 2004

bugger

a person who has sexual intercourse with a different species

sometimes pat humps his dog

by lulu May 13, 2005