lulu's definitions

dirt mongrel

one who has a threesome in Mexico and cries to their friend.

Lindsey!! I'm a dirt mongrel!!

by Lulu September 30, 2003

billy martin

n:a person with major skill on the guitar.
adj:beautiful, amazing, skilled.
n:God.

No one is better than Billy Martin.

by lulu August 9, 2003

messy

talkin' bout ur friends behind their back or just instigating

You just bein' messy talkin' bout that girl like that.

by lulu January 2, 2004

bugger

a person who has sexual intercourse with a different species

sometimes pat humps his dog

by lulu May 13, 2005

Wiffie Cutter

Male Genitalia, mostly extremly small.

He had the nerve to pull out his wiffie cutter and expect oral gratification... I already had a tictac in my mouth.

by lulu January 16, 2003

quordioblasphemy

when one cannot decide between two outfits

I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my hot pink tube top.

by lulu December 31, 2004

cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004