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Jade is a generally green semi precious gemstone and as well as being a colour (Hex: 558A84 RGB: 85,138,132.) It is also the best name for a female (of any species) The name Jade is best suited to someone with dark hair and tends to conjure up an oriental feel (mmm... sounds hot)
The love of my life,
My reason for existence;
All my dreams come true,
I offer no resistance.
Bad poetry will I write,
far past the end of time;
my drink of choice is vodka,
with soda, lemon and lime.
Life is hard, I must admit my despair
I am in love, all should be so sweet
What is so right cannot be wrong
I love you
Note: it is the authors opinion that poetry does not have to rhyme. This point is especially valid when the poetry in question is of such a poor standard as is the case above.
However; this is of no importance as
I love Jade and I will continue to regardless of everything
Jade is Sweetness
Tracey is a Bogan
I am and have always been The lowest priority
My reason for existence;
All my dreams come true,
I offer no resistance.
Bad poetry will I write,
far past the end of time;
my drink of choice is vodka,
with soda, lemon and lime.
Life is hard, I must admit my despair
I am in love, all should be so sweet
What is so right cannot be wrong
I love you
Note: it is the authors opinion that poetry does not have to rhyme. This point is especially valid when the poetry in question is of such a poor standard as is the case above.
However; this is of no importance as
I love Jade and I will continue to regardless of everything
Jade is Sweetness
Tracey is a Bogan
I am and have always been The lowest priority
by Luke Warm December 23, 2008
Get the Jade mug.When one becomes vacant during an activity and appears to be staring off into space
The stares occur due to a lack of interest in the local environment, activity or people due to too much self interest and the attention span of a stoned butterfly that flunked out of butterfly primary school in the 3rd grade for licking bus windows instead of innuendo laden flower parts.
The stares occur due to a lack of interest in the local environment, activity or people due to too much self interest and the attention span of a stoned butterfly that flunked out of butterfly primary school in the 3rd grade for licking bus windows instead of innuendo laden flower parts.
NotaBogan: ...It means a lot to me; I cant even begin to tell you how much of a difference this could make ...are you even listening?
ABogan4sure: Umm, what?, sorry Bogan I must have had the stares
NotaBogan: Well thank you for making me feel less than random yet again
ABogan4sure: Oh harden the fuck up and stop being a bogan
NotaBogan: I am so sorry that you have done something to hurt me again and blamed me for it. How could I be so thoughtless as to have feelings.
ABogan4sure: I dont have the energy for this any more
NotaBogan: You are truly the most Awesome friend
The example above may appear a tad random and ‘NotaBogan’ may also appear to be over-reacting somewhat; however, repeated episodes of the stares do tend to add up and become rather annoying (refer: Tracey Smiff)
Wednesday 05/11/2008
ABogan4sure: Umm, what?, sorry Bogan I must have had the stares
NotaBogan: Well thank you for making me feel less than random yet again
ABogan4sure: Oh harden the fuck up and stop being a bogan
NotaBogan: I am so sorry that you have done something to hurt me again and blamed me for it. How could I be so thoughtless as to have feelings.
ABogan4sure: I dont have the energy for this any more
NotaBogan: You are truly the most Awesome friend
The example above may appear a tad random and ‘NotaBogan’ may also appear to be over-reacting somewhat; however, repeated episodes of the stares do tend to add up and become rather annoying (refer: Tracey Smiff)
Wednesday 05/11/2008
by Luke Warm December 22, 2008
Get the The Stares mug.1. Something that is used to assist with the modification of an object or situation.
2. Something that is used to create or destroy.
3. Slang synonym for the males sexual reproduction whatsit.
4. Someone who does seemingly silly things; often used as a term of endearment, but not always!
2. Something that is used to create or destroy.
3. Slang synonym for the males sexual reproduction whatsit.
4. Someone who does seemingly silly things; often used as a term of endearment, but not always!
I am a tool because I have been used to:
Improve someones ego;
Distract them from the mediocrity of their own existance;
Make someone else jealous;
To improve someones elses relationship (how bizarre);
To get them a valentines day present (this year)
For love.
For happiness.
For laughter.
To do everything for them, and in return:
To accept all of the guilt.
To hold all of the pain.
To take all of the blame.
(It was never a game).
A good tradesman respects his tools!!
A Hammer is a tool both used to create and to destroy.
My penis is a somewhat rusty tool I must admit (only from lack of use!!).
I hit my penis with a hammer while making pancakes (as you do)
That sure modified the fuck out of both the objects involved and the situation:
I created a lot of pain
I destroyed the pancake batter (all over the floor), and my willy - must admit i chipped a bit off of the hammer handle too!!
I hit my tool with a tool; I am such a tool
I do not regret being a tool - my penis however has a somewhat different (slanted) view on the subject
Sunday 02/11/2008
Improve someones ego;
Distract them from the mediocrity of their own existance;
Make someone else jealous;
To improve someones elses relationship (how bizarre);
To get them a valentines day present (this year)
For love.
For happiness.
For laughter.
To do everything for them, and in return:
To accept all of the guilt.
To hold all of the pain.
To take all of the blame.
(It was never a game).
A good tradesman respects his tools!!
A Hammer is a tool both used to create and to destroy.
My penis is a somewhat rusty tool I must admit (only from lack of use!!).
I hit my penis with a hammer while making pancakes (as you do)
That sure modified the fuck out of both the objects involved and the situation:
I created a lot of pain
I destroyed the pancake batter (all over the floor), and my willy - must admit i chipped a bit off of the hammer handle too!!
I hit my tool with a tool; I am such a tool
I do not regret being a tool - my penis however has a somewhat different (slanted) view on the subject
Sunday 02/11/2008
by Luke Warm December 22, 2008
Get the Tool mug.These are some examples of questions:
What did I do wrong?
What didn’t I do right?
How can you not trust me?
How can you not love me when my love for you is everything?
How can you let it fade away?
I’m up your bum, cant you feel it?
Why do you let yourself be held back?
Why didn’t you leave Tracey in Victoria; she is a Bogan & a crack ho ?
How can you forget feelings?
How can you say I read too much into things and still accuse me twice of 'psychic harassment'?
Why do you lie to me?
Why do you feel the need to lie to me?
How can you make a decision not to love someone?
How can you stand being so fucking hot?
How do you expect me to be hard when I cant tell you I love you while Im making love with you; i dont get to hold you afterwards and you're not even going to like me the next week?
How could I ever love again?
How could I do that to myself or to anyone else again?
Why would I tell you I’m in love with you if I didn’t mean it?
Why don’t you understand that falling in love with someone when you are not looking for it and you already think you are in love makes it even more real?
Why does your pussy fit my face so well? (well it does, I’m just saying)
Why do you always lie?
Why aren’t you here with me right now?
Thursday 28/08/2008
What did I do wrong?
What didn’t I do right?
How can you not trust me?
How can you not love me when my love for you is everything?
How can you let it fade away?
I’m up your bum, cant you feel it?
Why do you let yourself be held back?
Why didn’t you leave Tracey in Victoria; she is a Bogan & a crack ho ?
How can you forget feelings?
How can you say I read too much into things and still accuse me twice of 'psychic harassment'?
Why do you lie to me?
Why do you feel the need to lie to me?
How can you make a decision not to love someone?
How can you stand being so fucking hot?
How do you expect me to be hard when I cant tell you I love you while Im making love with you; i dont get to hold you afterwards and you're not even going to like me the next week?
How could I ever love again?
How could I do that to myself or to anyone else again?
Why would I tell you I’m in love with you if I didn’t mean it?
Why don’t you understand that falling in love with someone when you are not looking for it and you already think you are in love makes it even more real?
Why does your pussy fit my face so well? (well it does, I’m just saying)
Why do you always lie?
Why aren’t you here with me right now?
Thursday 28/08/2008
by Luke Warm December 18, 2008
Get the Questions mug.Slang abbreviation of the fungal disease 'Scrophulareaceae Rot'
Although this invigorating fungi is primarily to be found growing on plants within the Scrophulareaceae family; it can also commonly be observed (under magnification) on Woolly bush (Adenanthos serecieus) and on the hirsute gonad pouch of the lesser brained Random bogan
Although this invigorating fungi is primarily to be found growing on plants within the Scrophulareaceae family; it can also commonly be observed (under magnification) on Woolly bush (Adenanthos serecieus) and on the hirsute gonad pouch of the lesser brained Random bogan
Bogan1: "Tafe was so luke warm today; it is a good thing I had the scrot rot to keep me company"
Bogan2 (bogan in denial of being a bogan): You are such a Bogan
Dude1: "Dude, I have to tell you something; I dont think you are going to be krossd about it"
Dude2: "Dude, you know you can tell me anything dude. You're like my brother from another mother, dude"
Dude1: Well since you brought that up. I caught the scrot rot from you mums hot knickers dude; I'm sorry dude, but Im so scared, please hold me dude"
Dude2: Fuck off you Random bogan mother fucker
Dude1: Fair enough dude
In all seriousness folks, we have to inform you that the risk of contracting 'Scrot rot' in todays world of automobiles, double ended purple dildo bongs and other such fancy stuff is all too real.
We must protect ourselves; we must preserve our way of life for the good of humanity; for the survival of the earth herself.
Please; if you care you can help, you can make a real difference – it will only take half an hour or so a week out of your busy life, and it is both satisfying and easy to do. Take the time to shave or wax your 'fun zone' - it is the only way we can contain this epidemic and save countless souls the undeniable agony of itchy nuts.
Thankyou for your consideration of this matter.
This community service announcement was generously brought to you by the guys n’ gals down at:
Be a better Bogan inc.
Bobs dildo shop “From big to small, we shall fill them all”
And
Lionels house of Mirkin “mmm… Lionels”
Bogan2 (bogan in denial of being a bogan): You are such a Bogan
Dude1: "Dude, I have to tell you something; I dont think you are going to be krossd about it"
Dude2: "Dude, you know you can tell me anything dude. You're like my brother from another mother, dude"
Dude1: Well since you brought that up. I caught the scrot rot from you mums hot knickers dude; I'm sorry dude, but Im so scared, please hold me dude"
Dude2: Fuck off you Random bogan mother fucker
Dude1: Fair enough dude
In all seriousness folks, we have to inform you that the risk of contracting 'Scrot rot' in todays world of automobiles, double ended purple dildo bongs and other such fancy stuff is all too real.
We must protect ourselves; we must preserve our way of life for the good of humanity; for the survival of the earth herself.
Please; if you care you can help, you can make a real difference – it will only take half an hour or so a week out of your busy life, and it is both satisfying and easy to do. Take the time to shave or wax your 'fun zone' - it is the only way we can contain this epidemic and save countless souls the undeniable agony of itchy nuts.
Thankyou for your consideration of this matter.
This community service announcement was generously brought to you by the guys n’ gals down at:
Be a better Bogan inc.
Bobs dildo shop “From big to small, we shall fill them all”
And
Lionels house of Mirkin “mmm… Lionels”
by Luke Warm October 21, 2008
Get the Scrot rot mug.Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
by Luke Warm October 21, 2008
Get the The Wanders mug.I am nothing; there is nothing; nothing means anything without you.
What else have i thought of all year: Nothing
What else interests me anymore: Nothing
What used to have meaning, now means: Nothing
What do i have to look forward to now that you have made me completely random: Nothing but pain and emptiness.
There is nothing but love
Its up your bum, cant you feel it?
What else have i thought of all year: Nothing
What else interests me anymore: Nothing
What used to have meaning, now means: Nothing
What do i have to look forward to now that you have made me completely random: Nothing but pain and emptiness.
There is nothing but love
Its up your bum, cant you feel it?
by Luke Warm October 18, 2008
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