luke's definitions

Metallurgist

The reincarnation of a gay person. A metallurgist is given a second chance at life to be a straight man, and is often facing a need to touch another mans penis.

"Hey dude, are you gay?"

"Well, I was - now im Metallurgist"

by Luke February 19, 2004

George W. Bush

president of the united states. Likes to pick on brown people, cuz he thinks they are terrorists. did he know that the biggest terrorist organizations is whte? it's called the IRA dumbass. Not to mention He has no clue what the 4th ammendment is, patriot act what?!?! Sucks at the economy, hey lets piss away more money into another war and give al;l the rich peoplesom money back. total moron, I could go on for hours but you'll prolly get bored

Fucking bush is at it again!

by Luke January 23, 2004

Affleck

...was the bomb in Phantoms.

Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mo'fucker!

by Luke February 24, 2005

slick desmond

A slick desmond is 1 swish dude. Hes quick smart and cool.

"Cor Slick Desmond!"

by Luke July 12, 2003

pineapple in your hat

when someone puts a bomb in your hat and admires you as you explode.

"im gonna put a pineapple in his hat"

by luke July 28, 2004

chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.

Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.

by Luke December 28, 2005

geekzoid

A geekzoid is a computer nerd , or computer geek

Did you see that last episode of Starwars geekzoid?

by Luke August 11, 2003