avril lavigne

The sound of a dying cat.

Someone who's televised/live shows suck enormously.

Someone who got famous by being wrongfully compared to SINGER/LYRICIST Alanis Morissette even though she was quoted saying "At least I take showers".

Entertainer who got tired of being called a poseur therefore started writing her own songs and changed her image.

Britney in a bad hair day.

Person #1: Let's go to karaoke show!
Person #2: No way! I won't pull another Avril again!

She took singing lessons a little too late. She pulled an Avril Lavigne.

She called herself punk, now is a model. She's so Avril.

by luizza June 30, 2006

angelina jolie

Hollywood actress many people accuse of being a home wrecker, even though it usually takes TWO to have a relationship.

If someone cheated on Jennifer Aniston, it was Brad!

I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.

by luizza June 30, 2006

katie holmes

Also known as Tomkat.
Member of worst publicity stunt after Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton.

Run Katie Holmes, run!!

by Luizza June 30, 2006

hillbilly

Britney Spears and/or her hubby

Britney Spears is a hillbilly

by luizza July 09, 2006

bogota

Capital of Colombia. See Colombia.

Bogota is the shit!

Doug Liman should've done a Google search before filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith

by Luizza June 28, 2006

homosexuality

1.To be attracted to the same sex.

2.Homosexual people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.

3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.

1. George likes Michael. Linda likes Sarah.

2. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.

3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")

by Luizza November 11, 2006