Definitions by luigi

roly 

English.

A jelly or Swiss roll; sponge cake rolled up with a jam or custard filling.

Instead of the customary spotted dick, Neville requested a jam roly for his birthday feast. But Mummy decided to make a steamed treacle pud and so no one was happy.

roly by Luigi July 9, 2004

note to self 

"I must remind myself"

Note to self, as in "Note to self, remember never to proposition women in bars who have with tattoos AND piercings AND crew cuts. "

note to self by Luigi July 9, 2004

Chip butty 

Britishism: A french-fried potato on white bread sandwich (I am not kidding.)

Neville was feeling punk after losing a football wager, so he nipped up to his flat and made a chip butty to assuage his depression.

Chip butty by Luigi July 9, 2004

feature creep 

A dangerous disease of writing software: the original set of features is constantly added to by the product managers, driving the software engineers batty and causing massive delays in release of the product.

The program was delayed nine months by constant feature creep.

feature creep by Luigi July 9, 2004

Jeter Christ 

Derek Jeter, the best baseball player ever!

Watch out! Jeter Christ is going to perform a miracle and win the game for the Yankees.

Jeter Christ by Luigi May 19, 2004

AI

Anal Insert

Mommy, can I buy that AI? I think it should plug up quiet nicely up Bill's Bum.

AI by Luigi May 19, 2004

WWRGD 

"What Would Rory Gilmore Do?" When there is a difficult path ahead in life, ask yourself this question, and all will be good. This is a spin of WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) based on the Gilmore Girls series on The WB.

Oh my gosh! I've moved to college, but I miss mommy so much. WWRGD? Ahh, thats it... Rory would go home to mom and have a series of bad dialogues about nothing.

WWRGD by Luigi May 18, 2004