Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.
Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.
by Luigi August 06, 2004
The tango dancer enthralled her audience with a good glimpse of her tanga during an especially deep dip.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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by Luigi July 24, 2003
Albert tootzed up the grill and he and his friends barbecued a few bratwursts and knocked back some brewskis. Life was good in Milwaukee. Or WAS, until the attack of the seven-foot Japanese beetles ruined their cookout.
"Damn beetles!" moaned Albert, as one of the large hemiopter was chewing off his face.
"I told you, don't get those beetle traps, didn't I," chided Steve. "They just ATTRACT them to your place. Next time, use spray. Damn the environment!"
But by that time, Albert couldn't hear Steve's good if belated advice, because the beetle had chewed his head off entirely.
"Damn beetles!" moaned Albert, as one of the large hemiopter was chewing off his face.
"I told you, don't get those beetle traps, didn't I," chided Steve. "They just ATTRACT them to your place. Next time, use spray. Damn the environment!"
But by that time, Albert couldn't hear Steve's good if belated advice, because the beetle had chewed his head off entirely.
by Luigi July 11, 2004