new agey

Adjective used to describe a new age type individual, i.e., someone who has a crystals collection, has many self-improvement books, believes in alternative medicine, practices yoga and meditation, eats organic, wears socks and sandals, and/or believes in auras and energy fields. Can also be used to describe new age practices.
I was set up with this guy, but he was way too new agey. He took me out to a vegan restaurant and insisted that I close my eyes and feel his energy fields. Is he for real?!?
by Lotusflower February 17, 2007
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Organically Overlap

Term used by new age and/or granola types to describe an accidental meeting or spending time together without previously having made a plan.
I have yoga later, but we will probably organically overlap at one of the greenpeace meetings.

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Jenika did not want to make a specific plan to see him again, although she was open to organically overlapping with him sometime in the future.
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
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platonic energy

Used to describe a lack of romantic chemistry. Term most often used by new age or granola types.
After their date, the yoga instructor told Sandy that he felt they had good platonic energy, but that he did not feel a romantic connection.
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
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flung

Describes a fling that is completely over and done.
Liliana: What every happened to that young, cute bartender you were seeing.
Allie: Oh ya, that fling has flung.
by Lotusflower August 27, 2007
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pronoia

The delusion that people think better of you than they actually do. The opposite of paranoia.

Phil thinks that he is indispensable at work and that his superiors and colleagues adore him. Sadly, this is a case of pronoia since he is totally incompetent.

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Melanie has a case of pronoia because she thinks everyone looks up to her, when in reality, people think she's quite obnoxious!
by Lotusflower March 03, 2007
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new ageist

1. Used to describe individuals who discriminate against others who are not overly focused on self improvement.

2. The act of looking down on people who do not practice yoga, eat organic, and believe in energy fields.
My date late night was a disaster because the guy is completely new ageist. He is seriously opposed to dating girls who are not into meditation and eating sprouts.
by Lotusflower February 07, 2007
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chaleria

Yiddish term for a shrew or evil and obnoxious woman. The Yiddish equivalent of bitch. The term likely has its origin from "cholera."
Rivka is a real chaleria. Do you see how she treats her husband? Like he is a shmuck!
by Lotusflower April 08, 2007
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