lordblunkey's definitions

period

when a woman bleeds from her happy hole

takes up a stupid length of a womans life.

glad im not female.

"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"

Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004

cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!

She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"

by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004

infinity path

The path by the front of chaz's house. Past the scary river bend. Its a long path with lights beside it, and at night its misty and looks like it stretches on to infinity. Doesn't really exist during the day.

One of the nicest places in the world, albeit a bit cold.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006

bananas in pajamas

Freakishly large bananas, that wear pajamas. Frankly, they scare the BEJEBEDEEZUS outta me!

HOLY SHIT, THE bananas in pajamas ARE COMING!

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

ting-bo

A greeting between non-townies that takes the "piss" out of real townies...

Scott: Ting-bo
Oli: Shut up gay

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

Barrel of gay

If something is described as a "Barrel of Gay" then generally it means that it's a bad thing.

I dropped my cheese, that's such a big ol' barrel of gay

by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004