lopsided cucumber's definitions

Cripple

Someone who is injured or disabled in any shape, way or form. Usually need crutches, wheelchair or walking stick to walk, or sometimes just has a slight limp to their walk.

Bella: Hi, what happened to your leg?
Nikki: I broke it!
Caity: So you're a cripple!

Bella: Get well soon!

by lopsided cucumber May 5, 2019

Robux

A form of money in the virtual game of "Roblox". They can be purchased via app stores and also in the game. This form of money can be used to purchase clothes, hair, glasses and game passes, all within the game. They can also be used to purchase the "Roblox" game, "Bloxburg".

Kate: You NEED to purchase robux! You should join me.
Zoe: Ok! Is Bloxburg that good?
Kate: Yeah!

by lopsided cucumber July 15, 2019

jake

He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.

Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember

---------- 1 week later -------------

Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again

Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020

Bruh

Used amongst friends to say hi and is usually used at the end of a sentence 'just because'.

Bella: Easy win bruh
Nikki: Yeah ma bruh
Caity: Yeah boi
Bella and Nikki: ......

by lopsided cucumber June 10, 2019

Lol

An abbreviation for Laugh Out Loud, or a nickname for someone named Lola.

Bella: Hey Lol
Lola: Hey Bella, Lol your hair is funny today

by lopsided cucumber May 21, 2019

wya

"wya" is an abbreviation used by kids and teenagers as a short way of asking where someone is.

Bella: wya girl
Nikki: In the kitchen
Caity: Same here Bella

by lopsided cucumber May 5, 2019

simp

A guy who will do whatever it takes to get a girl, including simping. However, even though the boys may make fun of another boy for being a simp, it does a success rate of 100.

Luke: Your so beautiful, i just want to cuddle all day with you because your perfect.
Casey: Aww your so cute.

(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020