lopsided cucumber's definitions
Someone who is injured or disabled in any shape, way or form. Usually need crutches, wheelchair or walking stick to walk, or sometimes just has a slight limp to their walk.
Bella: Hi, what happened to your leg?
Nikki: I broke it!
Caity: So you're a cripple!
Bella: Get well soon!
Nikki: I broke it!
Caity: So you're a cripple!
Bella: Get well soon!
by lopsided cucumber May 5, 2019
Get the Cripplemug. A form of money in the virtual game of "Roblox". They can be purchased via app stores and also in the game. This form of money can be used to purchase clothes, hair, glasses and game passes, all within the game. They can also be used to purchase the "Roblox" game, "Bloxburg".
by lopsided cucumber July 15, 2019
Get the Robuxmug. He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.
Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember
---------- 1 week later -------------
Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again
Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember
---------- 1 week later -------------
Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again
Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.
by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020
Get the jakemug. by lopsided cucumber June 10, 2019
Get the Bruhmug. by lopsided cucumber May 21, 2019
Get the Lolmug. by lopsided cucumber May 5, 2019
Get the wyamug. A guy who will do whatever it takes to get a girl, including simping. However, even though the boys may make fun of another boy for being a simp, it does a success rate of 100.
Luke: Your so beautiful, i just want to cuddle all day with you because your perfect.
Casey: Aww your so cute.
(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp
Casey: Aww your so cute.
(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp
by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020
Get the simpmug.