by lopsided cucumber June 10, 2019
by lopsided cucumber May 21, 2019
Someone who is injured or disabled in any shape, way or form. Usually need crutches, wheelchair or walking stick to walk, or sometimes just has a slight limp to their walk.
Bella: Hi, what happened to your leg?
Nikki: I broke it!
Caity: So you're a cripple!
Bella: Get well soon!
Nikki: I broke it!
Caity: So you're a cripple!
Bella: Get well soon!
by lopsided cucumber May 05, 2019
The green heart emoji (💚) is the heart that represents friendship. Green is nobodies favourite colour and therefore it does not represent love (romantic) but love (friendship). When the green heart is sent, the receiver knows for sure that the sender is just their friend and vice versa.
Luke: Hey, we can't send hearts anymore because my girlfriend is sus :(
Bridget: Don't be silly luke, just tell her they're only green hearts
Luke: Oh yeah! If I tell her we only send green hearts she'll know we're just friends, because the green heart emoji is the friendship heart!
Bridget: Don't be silly luke, just tell her they're only green hearts
Luke: Oh yeah! If I tell her we only send green hearts she'll know we're just friends, because the green heart emoji is the friendship heart!
by lopsided cucumber July 18, 2020
by lopsided cucumber May 05, 2019
He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.
Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember
---------- 1 week later -------------
Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again
Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember
---------- 1 week later -------------
Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again
Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.
by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020
A guy who will do whatever it takes to get a girl, including simping. However, even though the boys may make fun of another boy for being a simp, it does a success rate of 100.
Luke: Your so beautiful, i just want to cuddle all day with you because your perfect.
Casey: Aww your so cute.
(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp
Casey: Aww your so cute.
(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp
by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020