Definitions by longrod vonbigdong

Bronade 

Male version of a grenade, rarely gets laid and constantly cock blocks his buddies because of it.

Guido Friend: Hey bro, check out this girl I'm bout to bring home.

Bronade: Fuck that bro, we came together, we are leaving together.

Bronade by longrod vonbigdong July 25, 2011

Snatch Trapper

A women who often interferes with other women trying to have consensual sex with men.

Suzie is not going to the club with us, she is such a snatch trapper.

Snatch Trapper by longrod vonbigdong March 21, 2011

Shrape 

The act of shitting one's pants in order to avoid anal rape. Often performed by weak males in prison who have no other form of defense.

Prison Rapist: I'm gonna rape the shit out of that punk!!

Prison Rapist's Friend: Might want to bring some baby wipes, he's been known to shrape himself.

Shrape by longrod vonbigdong March 6, 2011

Snatch Trapped 

The past tense of "snatch trapping." When one woman has stopped another woman from having consensual sex with a man. The heterosexual female equivalent of cock blocking.

Slut 1: Did you get fucked by D-Boe?
Slut 2: Nah, some hoe snatch trapped me.

Snatch Trapped by longrod vonbigdong March 2, 2011

shraping 

The act of shitting ones pants in order to avoid anal rape.

Yo, I'm gonna rape that little bitch... Aww nevermind, he's shraping himself.

shraping by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

Cock goalie 

The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."

Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie

Cock goalie by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

Snatch trapping

The heterosexual female form of cock blocking.

Suzie is such a slut, she is always snatch trapping.

I can't believe that hoe just snatch trapped me.

Snatch trapping by longrod vonbigdong February 28, 2011