An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.
Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!
by longrider700 March 4, 2015
Get the War-donutmug. An electric bicycle often ridden by those who have lost their license to drive due to Impared Driving convictions.
by longrider700 June 1, 2016
Get the Alkiecyclemug. Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
by longrider700 January 10, 2015
Get the Patchoulianmug. " I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
Get the Ambush-deucemug. A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
Get the Door conferencemug. A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.
by longrider700 May 20, 2016
Get the Stroller-tardmug. Any young, apparently healthy, Twenty-something pan-handler that clearly isn't homeless and is looking to get some "Street cred". They usually return home to the suburbs after a day or so to bemoan their fate. Often dressed better than the people that give them handouts.
by longrider700 January 12, 2015
Get the Poverty Posermug.