Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lone wolf 1010

Oliver

The perfect boyfriend, an Oliver is funny, sweet, kind, and attractive. Has a sweet nature and gives off a feeling of security. I should know, i have an Oliver.

Me: i got a boyfriend!!!!!!
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

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fuck

1.to aim annoyance at someone
2. to tell someone to go away
3. just for everything really

1. fuck you, jack james!! i worked hard on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. fuck offf mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. you fucking fucked up my fucking fucky fuck.you are a fucking fucker with no fucking sense. i hope you get to fucking hell so you can be a fucker away from me, you fucky fucker with no fucking sense.you motherfucker.

by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019

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Sainsburys

a stupid supermarket that is bluddy expensive and that jamie oliver does the ads for

mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!

by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019

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Urban Dictionary

the place where you define words.

Teacher, teacher, urban dictionary is fab! It has SOOOO many naughty words-we're in our element!! *teacher storms off. she/ he has been replaced by the best dictionary EVER*

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

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