a stupid supermarket that is bluddy expensive and that jamie oliver does the ads for
mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
how me and my friends say goodbye
Me: screw it soophie.
Soophie:screw it
Lola: *jumps in* SCREW IT!
a word used to describe a butt. some guys say "look at that fat assssssssss!" some people,like me, say, "YOU ASSHOLE!!!" its another way to say donkey. basically, if someone smart is being a smart alek, you whisper smart ass under your breath.
camoron, you fat ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it says to someone that you think they should get their fat ass away before they go boom.basically you can say fuck off to mum without her getting pissed.
Mum: get off your laptop.i need it.
Me:screw you.its mine.
Mum:*silence*
Me:ha!!
Mum:*silence*
Me: *middle finger*
a cute terror that is small but has a infinite personality
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at my jack russel terrier!
My friend: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*carries on forever*
Buy a
Jack russel terrier
mug!
1.to aim annoyance at someone
2. to tell someone to go away
3. just for everything really
1. fuck you, jack james!! i worked hard on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. fuck offf mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. you fucking fucked up my fucking fucky fuck.you are a fucking fucker with no fucking sense. i hope you get to fucking hell so you can be a fucker away from me, you fucky fucker with no fucking sense.you motherfucker.
