lloyd's definitions

corner shop

A shithole excuse for a shop run by sweep sweepers. Only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

Person 1: yo bruv get us a drink from shaaban's
Person 2: fuck that id rather drink my own piss than buy a drink from there

by lloyd January 12, 2005

Pudder

To pull through all the punches.... to be there for a friend... and to be a fucking crazy bastard who sticks with friends through it all.

You can always rely on Pudder

by Lloyd December 28, 2004

mexiconies

mexicans that came here not legally

sam the mexican is a mexiconie

by lloyd October 14, 2004

concrete boots

Heavy boots, something that weighs or pulls you down to an obismal level

Jarvis, Mike.
To pull down

by Lloyd September 15, 2004

cork

adj.

A slang term, an abbreviated form of caucasian.

In a similar vein to cracker, honkey etc.

That darn cork

by Lloyd June 16, 2004

chocolate hole

The bum hole. It's brown, like chocolate.

Fuck my chocolate hole

by lloyd April 28, 2004

crab sandwich

Made up by a stupid friggin brummy bint. A pussy with it's own ecosystem.

That bitch had one smelly assed crab sandwich, it was crawling with fleas.

by lloyd April 28, 2004