lizzi's definitions

sKILLz

Skills so badass and awesome te have a capital KILL and an ironic z for emphasis.

D00d, I can't believe you did that. You have sKILLz with a capital KILL.

by lizzi May 20, 2005

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005

girlsex

Sexual acts between two young ladies. They may or may not be in a relationship, and they may or may not even be lesbian or bisexual or even into girls. It doesn't matter. The hottest kind of sex is girlsex.

"Michi...I had girlsex last night!"

by lizzi May 19, 2005

lindsay lohan

She is hot. I would tap that.

"There's Lindsay Lohan. Would you tap that?"
"Yes, yes I would tap that."

by lizzi May 19, 2005

Reveah

A city in Massachusetts, USA. Known mostly for its amusements and skanks. Watch out for the herp, yo.

Don't evah go to fuggen Reveah, you'll get a disEASE.

by lizzi September 25, 2005

Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

porn groove

The awesome music in a porno. Tacky and delightful. Sounds like untz or bow chicka WOW wow.

dude, this porn groove is classic.

by lizzi May 20, 2005