kiwi

A furry fruit in dire need of a shaving.

Wait, don't eat that kiwi. Let me shave it for you first.

by lizzi May 20, 2005

sKILLz

Skills so badass and awesome te have a capital KILL and an ironic z for emphasis.

D00d, I can't believe you did that. You have sKILLz with a capital KILL.

by lizzi May 20, 2005

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005

Reveah

A city in Massachusetts, USA. Known mostly for its amusements and skanks. Watch out for the herp, yo.

Don't evah go to fuggen Reveah, you'll get a disEASE.

by lizzi September 25, 2005

Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

orbital

Two piercings connected by one ring or CBR.

I would do anyone with an orbital.

by lizzi May 20, 2005

mcgyver

1. Of or relating to the show of the same name. Starring Richard Dean Anderson, aka Sexy Beast.

2. To fix or construct something using only the materials at hand, such as a paper clip and a drinking straw. Requires awesome sKILLz.

1. SpikeTV is awesome because they show four hours of Star Trek followed by one hour of McGyver every weekday.

2. I mcgyvered the window so it wouldn't leak anymore.

by lizzi May 20, 2005