Definitions by littlejimmie

fliptard 

fliptard one who is incredibly stupid and a fucktard but a less offensive and non vulgar way to call someone a fuck and a retard

dude you stole my fleets you fliptard
man i did not steal your fleets you fliptard

dude you cant take a joke can you
man you dont have a funny bone in your body fliptard

fliptard by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

flyingmotherflipper 

flyingmotherflipper a combination of flying fuck motherfucker and flippant a non vulgar non offensive way to say flying fuck call someone or something a motherfucker a flippant in one word without using vulgar language

dude you took my money last night

man i did not take your money you flyingmotherflipper

dude you cant take a joke can you

man your jokes are at an all time low flyingmotherflipper
my neighbors dog that flyingmotherflipper ate my homework last night

flyingmotherflipper by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

joe the homeowner 

joe the homeowner another word for a homeowner who likes to do their own repairs rather than paying a professional

to do the job

my bathroom sink started leaking yesterday with a trip to the hardware store for parts joe the homeowner got it done without paying a professional to do the job

joe the homeowner by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

flip ass 

flip ass an annoying idiotic person who has the qualities of a flippant and a fuck but less offensive and non vulgar when cursing and using vulgar language want do

dude you ripped me off last night selling my plastic balls instead of the candy you promised me flip ass
i told you man they where plastic balls not candy now the jokes on you flip ass

dude your jokes over the top you flip ass

flip ass by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

suck a flip 

suck a flip is the same meaning as suck as suck a fuck when cursing is not appropriate and you want to use your manners

dude you stood me up last night and hurt my feelings go suck a flip

man i stood you up last night because youre stupid and i dont care about your feelings you can go suck a flip

suck a flip by littlejimmie March 10, 2019

piss out my ass 

piss out my ass a bad case of diarrhea when you take a dump and it comes out like piss

i ate some rancid food last night and i could not do anything except piss out my ass all day and night

piss out my ass by littlejimmie March 10, 2019

shitknocker 

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners

dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker

shitknocker by littlejimmie March 9, 2019