motherlover

motherlover a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when profanity is not acceptable or unwanted
dude wheres my candy money owe me motherlover

man i dont owe you any candy money if i did i would not give it to you motherlover
dude youre such a wiseass you motherlover
by littlejimmie April 01, 2019
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flyinggoddamn

flyinggoddamn a combination of flying fuck and goddamn offensive and less vulgar than flying fuck used when harsher profanity is inappropriate or want do
dude your ex girlfriend says youre a loser thats why she dumped your ass

man i dont give a flyinggodamn what my ex girlfriend its all lies

dude your ex girlfriend is a real sweet hart no one really gives a flyinggoddamn what she says

man you got that right

dude wow
by littlejimmie March 22, 2019
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dipturd

a dipturd is a despised person who is wrong most of the time or is a complete idiot who lacks respect for other people
bob i heard your girlfriend say she dont want you anymore

bob jeff you know nothing about my girlfriend you dipturd youre always wrong most of the time and youre a complete idiot with no respect for other people who likes to talk out his ass

jeff wow bob you really think of me as a dipturd

bob jeff now you know what a dipturd and ediot you are
by littlejimmie January 27, 2019
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crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night
by littlejimmie March 10, 2019
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shitknocker

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners
dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker
by littlejimmie March 09, 2019
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joe the homeowner

joe the homeowner another word for a homeowner who likes to do their own repairs rather than paying a professional

to do the job
my bathroom sink started leaking yesterday with a trip to the hardware store for parts joe the homeowner got it done without paying a professional to do the job
by littlejimmie March 11, 2019
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godburn

godburn a non vulgar less offensive way to say goddamn
that guy parked his truck over a sink hole and lost his godburn truck
by littlejimmie February 26, 2019
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