littlejimmie's definitions

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

suck a flip

suck a flip is the same meaning as suck as suck a fuck when cursing is not appropriate and you want to use your manners

dude you stood me up last night and hurt my feelings go suck a flip

man i stood you up last night because youre stupid and i dont care about your feelings you can go suck a flip

by littlejimmie March 10, 2019

piss out my ass

piss out my ass a bad case of diarrhea when you take a dump and it comes out like piss

i ate some rancid food last night and i could not do anything except piss out my ass all day and night

by littlejimmie March 10, 2019

flyingmotherflipper

flyingmotherflipper a combination of flying fuck motherfucker and flippant a non vulgar non offensive way to say flying fuck call someone or something a motherfucker a flippant in one word without using vulgar language

dude you took my money last night

man i did not take your money you flyingmotherflipper

dude you cant take a joke can you

man your jokes are at an all time low flyingmotherflipper
my neighbors dog that flyingmotherflipper ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

joe the homeowner

joe the homeowner another word for a homeowner who likes to do their own repairs rather than paying a professional

to do the job

my bathroom sink started leaking yesterday with a trip to the hardware store for parts joe the homeowner got it done without paying a professional to do the job

by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

flip ass

flip ass an annoying idiotic person who has the qualities of a flippant and a fuck but less offensive and non vulgar when cursing and using vulgar language want do

dude you ripped me off last night selling my plastic balls instead of the candy you promised me flip ass
i told you man they where plastic balls not candy now the jokes on you flip ass

dude your jokes over the top you flip ass

by littlejimmie March 11, 2019

flipface

flipface is the same meaning as fuckface but is non vulgar when you want to insult someone without profanity and maintain your good manners

my teacher scolded me in front of the whole class this morning what a flipface biotch

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019