136 definitions by littlejimmie
motherloving son of a bitch a less vulgar and just as insulting way to call a guy a motherfucking son of a bitch
man you stole my car last night
dude i did not steal your car last night you motherloving son of a bitch
man youre calling me a motherloving son of a bitch
yes dude im calling you a motherloving son of a bitch
dude i did not steal your car last night you motherloving son of a bitch
man youre calling me a motherloving son of a bitch
yes dude im calling you a motherloving son of a bitch
by littlejimmie March 6, 2019
dumbcock one who is a dumbfuck a less offensive non vulgar alternative to calling someone a dumbfuck when strong profanity want do and good manner are appropriate
this guy drove his truck through flooded roads get stranded and had to be rescued what a stupid dumbcock
by littlejimmie March 27, 2019
crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
by littlejimmie March 10, 2019
shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners
dude you owe me money shitknocker
man this shitknocker dont owe you money
dude youre such a shitknocker
man this shitknocker dont owe you money
dude youre such a shitknocker
by littlejimmie March 9, 2019
joe the homeowner another word for a homeowner who likes to do their own repairs rather than paying a professional
to do the job
to do the job
my bathroom sink started leaking yesterday with a trip to the hardware store for parts joe the homeowner got it done without paying a professional to do the job
by littlejimmie March 11, 2019
flip yourself a non vulgar less offensive way to tell someone to fuck themselves when fuck yourself is inappropriate or unwanted
dude you stole my cds from my room last night
man i was not even in your room last night and did not steal your cds go flip yourself
dude i got you ha ha ha ha
man your jokes are not even funny go flip yourself
dude you cant take a joke can you
man the jokes on you go flip yourself
ok dude i get it
man i was not even in your room last night and did not steal your cds go flip yourself
dude i got you ha ha ha ha
man your jokes are not even funny go flip yourself
dude you cant take a joke can you
man the jokes on you go flip yourself
ok dude i get it
by littlejimmie April 6, 2019
jerkhole is a jerk and an asshole a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a jerk and an asshole
dude you stole money you jerkhole
man i did not steal money from you jerkhole
wow dude you cant take a joke
man your jokes are low jerkhole
man i did not steal money from you jerkhole
wow dude you cant take a joke
man your jokes are low jerkhole
by littlejimmie March 7, 2019