littlejimmie's definitions

find a dick to suck

find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup

dude you stole stuff from my car last night

man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck

dude you are up tight over a joke

man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick

by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

turdtamper

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

dirty ass pig

a dirty ass pig is an out of control cop who abuses his or her authority acts outside of the law with impunity and knows how to get away with it

buddy you better be careful out there

dude why

the dirty ass pigs are on the prowl

wow that serious dude

buddy yelp you got that right buddy

by littlejimmie February 18, 2019

major league asshole

major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole

George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times

by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

Piss Monkey

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness

I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk

by littlejimmie December 21, 2015

suckface

suckface a non vulgar less offensive way of calling someone a fuckface when fuckface is not appropriate and profanity is not wanted

this guy parked his car on the railroad tracks knowing full well what would happen a train came through and totaled his car what a stupid suckface

by littlejimmie April 29, 2019

breaker panel

breaker panel or circuit breaker panel is similar to a fuse box fuse panel except using automatic resettable circuit breakers or breakers in the place of one time use fuses as electrical distribution and circuit protection since the mid 1950s in residential commercial and industrial buildings

my breaker tripped 4 times and i had the make 4 trips to the breaker panel in the cellar to set the breaker what a great invention thank god for modern breaker panels with resettable breakers

by littlejimmie March 21, 2019