motherlover

motherlover a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when profanity is not acceptable or unwanted
dude wheres my candy money owe me motherlover

man i dont owe you any candy money if i did i would not give it to you motherlover
dude youre such a wiseass you motherlover
by littlejimmie April 01, 2019
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flyinggoddamn

flyinggoddamn a combination of flying fuck and goddamn offensive and less vulgar than flying fuck used when harsher profanity is inappropriate or want do
dude your ex girlfriend says youre a loser thats why she dumped your ass

man i dont give a flyinggodamn what my ex girlfriend its all lies

dude your ex girlfriend is a real sweet hart no one really gives a flyinggoddamn what she says

man you got that right

dude wow
by littlejimmie March 22, 2019
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dipturd

a dipturd is a despised person who is wrong most of the time or is a complete idiot who lacks respect for other people
bob i heard your girlfriend say she dont want you anymore

bob jeff you know nothing about my girlfriend you dipturd youre always wrong most of the time and youre a complete idiot with no respect for other people who likes to talk out his ass

jeff wow bob you really think of me as a dipturd

bob jeff now you know what a dipturd and ediot you are
by littlejimmie January 27, 2019
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crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night
by littlejimmie March 10, 2019
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shitknocker

shitknocker has the same meaning as fartknocker except a little more vulgar when you want to be a little more vulgar where youre not worried about using your manners
dude you owe me money shitknocker

man this shitknocker dont owe you money

dude youre such a shitknocker
by littlejimmie March 09, 2019
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joe the homeowner

joe the homeowner another word for a homeowner who likes to do their own repairs rather than paying a professional

to do the job
my bathroom sink started leaking yesterday with a trip to the hardware store for parts joe the homeowner got it done without paying a professional to do the job
by littlejimmie March 11, 2019
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flipwad

flipwad one who is an irritating fuck and an idiot a non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone a fuckwad when calling someone a fuckwad is inappropriate or not wanted
dude wheres my goddamn candy flipwad

man i have not seen your goddamn candy flipwad

dude you where the last person to see my goddamn candy hand it over flipwad

man you better back off and stop badgering me about your goddamn candy flipwad

wow dude you are really uptight

what do you expect from me flipwad

i get you dude
by littlejimmie March 25, 2019
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