flipperhead

flipperhead one who is a fuckerhead and a shithead a non vulgar non offensive way to call someone a fuckerhead and a shithead when calling someone a vulgar name is not appropriate or you have to watch your manners

this guy parked his car across the railroad tracks and had to be rescued what a stupid flipperhead

by littlejimmie April 14, 2019

dont give a flyingflip

dont give a flyingflip combines dont give a fuck and flying fuck a non vulgar non offensive way to tell some one you dont give a fuck when cussing and profanity are out of the question or are not wanted

dude you stood me up at the theater last night

man did not stand you up at the theater i told you walk home i dont give flyingflip about your feelings

dude you are cold and mean and i dont give a flyingflip about your feelings either

by littlejimmie March 20, 2019

jerkhole

jerkhole is a jerk and an asshole a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a jerk and an asshole

dude you stole money you jerkhole

man i did not steal money from you jerkhole

wow dude you cant take a joke

man your jokes are low jerkhole

by littlejimmie March 07, 2019

godburn it

godburn it a less offensive alternative to goddamn it when you dont want to use vulgar language

godburn it i left my cds in my friends car

by littlejimmie February 26, 2019

breaker panel

breaker panel or circuit breaker panel is similar to a fuse box fuse panel except using automatic resettable circuit breakers or breakers in the place of one time use fuses as electrical distribution and circuit protection since the mid 1950s in residential commercial and industrial buildings

my breaker tripped 4 times and i had the make 4 trips to the breaker panel in the cellar to set the breaker what a great invention thank god for modern breaker panels with resettable breakers

by littlejimmie March 21, 2019

fliptard

fliptard one who is incredibly stupid and a fucktard but a less offensive and non vulgar way to call someone a fuck and a retard

dude you stole my fleets you fliptard
man i did not steal your fleets you fliptard

dude you cant take a joke can you
man you dont have a funny bone in your body fliptard

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

particle board

particle board also known as low density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin used to make low cost furniture subflooring and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but i ended up with furniture made from particle board what a bummer

by littlejimmie February 28, 2019