Definitions by little-miss can't do wrong
DICK?
Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?
When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.
This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)
When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.
This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)
Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"
*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"
*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.
DICK? by little-miss can't do wrong October 16, 2010
urbandictum
A statement or expression which clearly belongs within Urban Dictionary.
Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.
Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.
Click the 'random' button on this page & you will be presented by a fine example of an urbandictum.
Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.
Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.
urbandictum by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010
random o'clock
Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.
Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.
Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.
You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"
random o'clock by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010
studio tan
The opposite of the suntan that lazy people get sitting on the beach, when you're working your butt off in the studio until the early hours of the morning.
Typically blamed on the winter months, by people who work just as hard in the summer & don't see daylight from one year to the next.
Typically blamed on the winter months, by people who work just as hard in the summer & don't see daylight from one year to the next.
They: "Why don't you go outside & get a little sun on your bones"
You: "It's my studio tan. I've been working on it all summer"
They: "Er... I thought a tan made you darker"
You: "Dude, I'm in the dark Dude. I am the darkest of them all."
You: "It's my studio tan. I've been working on it all summer"
They: "Er... I thought a tan made you darker"
You: "Dude, I'm in the dark Dude. I am the darkest of them all."
studio tan by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010
Paint the Rainbow
The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.
Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>
Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?
Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?
Paint the Rainbow by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008
wrecktangle
The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.
wrecktangle by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008
rhymes with "cough"
derived from the desire to 'swear without swearing', from a glorious exchange - with nether party swearing one bit!
in an attempt to imply 'f-off', the rhyme was offered up instead. with great surprise the reply was even better than the joke itself...
(also used: 'would you like to play the russian composer?')
in an attempt to imply 'f-off', the rhyme was offered up instead. with great surprise the reply was even better than the joke itself...
(also used: 'would you like to play the russian composer?')
me: 'enter facetious remark here'
other: 'enter doubly facetious retort here'
me: rhymes with "cough"
other: er, "rachmaninoff"?
other: 'enter doubly facetious retort here'
me: rhymes with "cough"
other: er, "rachmaninoff"?
rhymes with "cough" by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008