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cheese

Popular since the release of the 2000 film 'Snatch'. The term is used to celebrate the successful use of cheese in removing a large diamond from a dog, without the need for a gun.
"cheese is flawless"
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outsourcing

cheating on your partner, typically when your current partner doesn't give you what you need.
buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
he: 'yeah, she swallows...'

also,

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
she: 'yeah, he has a car'
by little-miss can't do wrong March 12, 2007
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EntrepreNERD

An enterprising individual, whose superior technical ability often clouds the presentation to 'normal people' of an otherwise inspiring solution to a frequently infuriating problem.
Steve: "If you just tweak this bit of code, then..."
Human: "Dude! You're such an EntrepreNERD. How DID you know that?"
Steve: "RTFM"

(Note: The use of the name 'Steve' is not directed at a specific individual, but the name does crop-up so frequently in IT, it's uncanny...)
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brown shoe

substitute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.

since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.

if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~
they: ahhhhhh-chooo!
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)
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wrecktangle

The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.
"Step away from the wrecktangle..."
by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008
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rhymes with "cough"

derived from the desire to 'swear without swearing', from a glorious exchange - with nether party swearing one bit!

in an attempt to imply 'f-off', the rhyme was offered up instead. with great surprise the reply was even better than the joke itself...

(also used: 'would you like to play the russian composer?')
me: 'enter facetious remark here'
other: 'enter doubly facetious retort here'
me: rhymes with "cough"
other: er, "rachmaninoff"?
by little-miss can't do wrong January 12, 2008
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Paint the Rainbow

The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.
Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>

Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?
by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008
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