You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
by little-miss can't do wrong March 08, 2012
YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.
Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.
by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011
Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...
Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."
by little-miss can't do wrong March 03, 2007
Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
by little-miss can't do wrong August 17, 2011
Curiously, some auto-correct systems replace Anglicise with anglicize.
by little-miss can't do wrong September 09, 2011
She: 'I…'
You: 'Indeed'
You: 'Indeed'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 09, 2011
Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 17, 2011