You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
by little-miss can't do wrong March 08, 2012
Popular since the release of the 2000 film 'Snatch'. The term is used to celebrate the successful use of cheese in removing a large diamond from a dog, without the need for a gun.
"cheese is flawless"
by little-miss can't do wrong March 03, 2007
YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.
Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.
by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011
Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...
Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."
by little-miss can't do wrong March 03, 2007
Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
by little-miss can't do wrong August 17, 2011
Curiously, some auto-correct systems replace Anglicise with anglicize.
by little-miss can't do wrong September 09, 2011
Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 24, 2011