little-miss can't do wrong's definitions

Tutter

Someone who tuts.

Typically a grumpy old person with tidy moustache who was either in the RAF, or raised by a parent who was.

They: 'It wasn't like this back in the war… tut'
You say: 'true, true'
You think, but dare not say: 'Tutter'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011

Why?

An much overused question, usually with a really obvious answer.

They: 'She left me for a Barrister… Why?'
You: 'Because you an a Barista'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011

Domain Diet

Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.

You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true

by little-miss can't do wrong June 17, 2012

Cheeky Beer

That most glorious of things: a beer at an otherwise inappropriate moment with a dear friend.

You/they: 'Fancy a Cheeky Beer?'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetness… We'll make an exception!'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Adamant

When someone uses the word adamant in a sentence to try sound precise and determined, lower the tone and throw their momentum right off by directing the conversation to 80's legend Adam Ant, of Adam and the Ants.

They: '...so I told her I was adamant that...'
You: 'Hold-up! YOU were Adam Ant, 1980's pop star & all 'round Goodfella?'
They: 'Eh, er, um, wha...?!?'
You: 'You know, Adam Ant. War paint on face? Answers to 'Highwayman'? Swings from chandeliers?'
They: "No, I was just sayin'…'
You: 'Are you… Adamant about THAT? just sayin''
They: '....'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.

You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

Jawb

A lousy job. The opposite of a Jobby.

I loathe my Jawb, it ain't no Jobby.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011