Definitions by listypoos

mingella 

the name for the slightly gooey liquid found in and around a lady's thogg. sometimes used to help prevent mouth ulsers.

yeah, you should have seen that girl last night, she had an abundance of mingella, as well as tasting like a key.

mingella by listypoos September 28, 2004

thunderstrum 

to masterbate furiously, so fast that ones hand becomes a blur.

Q - what happened to you to make you come to hospital?

A - i snapped my banjo string having a thunderstrum

thunderstrum by listypoos September 24, 2004

double fisted piledriver 

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

double fisted piledriver by listypoos September 24, 2004

cunné 

another description of something being 'hard'.

bloody hell, i got a massive cunné-on when i saw her neatly shaved thogg.

he's as cunné as nails.

mummy, my math homework is very cunné.

cunné by listypoos September 20, 2004

thogg

a slang term for female genitalia, also known as a tuppence. derived from the norweigan word 'thogbor', meaning 'bush with hole'.

christ, have you seen how much spadge leaked out of her thogg?!

her thogg is very nice.

thogg by listypoos September 20, 2004

nozdoj 

a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.

oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.

what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.

nozdoj by listypoos September 20, 2004

quaxx 

a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.

ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".

1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.

quaxx by listypoos September 20, 2004