listypoos's definitions

perry vossibell

a comedian who thinks they're funny but who has all the comedy timing of russ abbott

the first act on the bill tonight recieved a luke-warm reaction from the crowd after a perry vossibell performance.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

plobbing nastic

used to describe something being cold.

fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

thogg

a slang term for female genitalia, also known as a tuppence. derived from the norweigan word 'thogbor', meaning 'bush with hole'.

christ, have you seen how much spadge leaked out of her thogg?!

her thogg is very nice.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

thunderstrum

to masterbate furiously, so fast that ones hand becomes a blur.

Q - what happened to you to make you come to hospital?

A - i snapped my banjo string having a thunderstrum

by listypoos September 24, 2004

cunné

another description of something being 'hard'.

bloody hell, i got a massive cunné-on when i saw her neatly shaved thogg.

he's as cunné as nails.

mummy, my math homework is very cunné.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

slustard

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items

"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"

by listypoos September 20, 2004

klinsmann

to go/fall down. either to fall, or to perform oral sex on ones partner.

yeah, she klinsmanned me behind the bike sheds.

i phoned claims direct after klinsmanning down and open manhole.

by listypoos September 30, 2004