gredd

The type of 'lad' who goes out clubbing trying to look like David Beckham, but doesn't quite manage it, and ends up looking like a twat.
Look at that twat, he's well gredd with that bleached mohawk haircut from 2 years ago.
by listypoos November 09, 2004
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gubba

Andy was sure that this was his year to win the 100%. For the past 3 years he'd been runner up. He couldn't believe it, 3 metres to go and he was leading, then suddenly with just a few steps to go he was overtaken and pushed back into 2nd position. At that moment, Andy knew he'd always be gubba.

Andy had been nervous before his first pornographic performance. The first scene they shot was the bukkake scene, the directors thinking that if they've cum now, they'll last for longer when all of them kerplunk her. They all got undressed. The first bloke. Andy looked relieved, he was bigger than that bloke. Second bloke, again, Andy had no worries, maybe this was his shining moment. Andy got his member out, and was reasonably chuffed at it's size compared to the other two blokes. But then, in came the honkey with his footlong, and made Andy's look like a pathetic mansarino. God help her, he thought. He was gubba.
by listypoos November 10, 2004
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nozdoj

a descriptive term for an idiotic git. derived from the well known nonsensical term 'no zebras do jools', meaning that zebras refuse to have intercourse with jools holland due to his idioticness.
oh, tarquin, you are a nozdoj.

what a twat, he's being a right nozdoj today.
by listypoos September 20, 2004
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crunné

for something to be hard, or tough.

can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.

derived from the olde english word cunné.
he's well crunné

i got a massive crunné-on when i saw her bovobuar thogg.
by listypoos September 20, 2004
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sprodgley biggboggé

To be vague, can mean anything.
1st person: I'd like to buy a computer game.
2nd person: Which game?
1p: I don't know
2p: Well, what system?
1p: I don't know, the disc just goes in and it works.
2p: Ah! You want a sprodgley biggboggé!
by listypoos November 09, 2004
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playing cricket down a mine

to be out of ones depth in any situation.
as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.
by listypoos September 30, 2004
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dirguson

Before the match started, he accused them of fielding 14 players, whilst refusing to count them. He was just having a dirguson.
by listypoos November 09, 2004
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