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Definitions by listypoos

vonference

slang for small time

if something isn't good enough for bigger things in life
yeah, they're a vonference band.

with that knob, he always be a vonference porn star.
vonference by listypoos September 20, 2004
another description of something being 'hard'.
bloody hell, i got a massive cunné-on when i saw her neatly shaved thogg.

he's as cunné as nails.

mummy, my math homework is very cunné.
cunné by listypoos September 20, 2004
for something to be hard, or tough.

can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.

derived from the olde english word cunné.
he's well crunné

i got a massive crunné-on when i saw her bovobuar thogg.
crunné by listypoos September 20, 2004

slustard 

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items
"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"
slustard by listypoos September 20, 2004