plobbing nastic

used to describe something being cold.

fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

cunné

another description of something being 'hard'.

bloody hell, i got a massive cunné-on when i saw her neatly shaved thogg.

he's as cunné as nails.

mummy, my math homework is very cunné.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

mariachi

to be late in any given situation.

sorry i'm mariachi, i got distracted by a singing panda at the traffic lights.

bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.

by listypoos November 09, 2004

smollocks

a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

by listypoos November 04, 2004