listypoos's definitions

vonference

slang for small time

if something isn't good enough for bigger things in life

yeah, they're a vonference band.

with that knob, he always be a vonference porn star.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

mariachi

to be late in any given situation.

sorry i'm mariachi, i got distracted by a singing panda at the traffic lights.

bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.

by listypoos November 9, 2004

quaxx

a time travelling device invented by mr emmanuelle greengrass in 1978, kept secret by the san marino government for use of trying to gain more area in northern italy.

ok, fridge circuits, "on", quaxx, "quaxxing".

1st person: i would like to meet henry viii
2nd person: you need a quaxx, you twat.

by listypoos September 20, 2004

smollocks

a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

by listypoos November 4, 2004