lindsey's definitions

Rake Yohn

One of my idols...Really hates mustard.

"My favorite fuckin' shirt that some cocksucker from New Jersey fucked up"...-Rake Yohn- He said this in the Chopped&Sliced DVD after someone squirted mustard on him at a CKY concert.

by Lindsey February 1, 2004

JIGGY FLY

what id kool in style and most of all your friends

YO, your jiggy fly

by LINDSEY June 22, 2004

Roofaffles

Something so funny it makes you pee your pants and crap out waffles.

"I roofaffled so hard I killed my aunt!"

by Lindsey March 22, 2005

osker

a no longer existing band that still owns your ass.

omg devon williams from osker is hot!

by Lindsey January 22, 2004

lickable

worthy of licking, do-able...can be used on a girl or a guy

wow, look at that guy. he is so lickable
or
geoff is the most lickable man in the world. I mean, look at his package

by lindsey March 16, 2004

jibberish

A real language that girls use to tell each other things so boys won't know what they're saying.

dithagont yithagou withagish yithagou nithagew jithagibbithagerithagish ?

by Lindsey April 27, 2004

quarvinspikn

A person who is so amazing that he defies all known words to describe them. Words are inadaquate, and fail miserably.

Ryan Parma amazes Jenna with his quarvinspikn each time they hang out.

by Lindsey March 22, 2004