lil jon's definitions

michael jordan

A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.

Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring

-Field Mob, HATERS

by Lil Jon April 29, 2004

cooter ball

The treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.

Damn you played a good game of cooter ball, now you get a lap dance with that stripper thats got the herps!

by lil jon April 10, 2005

chocolate railroad

when you fart in a girls face and then pis on her after recieving oral sex

she wouldnt shut up so i gave her a chocolate railroad

by lil jon May 18, 2004

mooda fooka

A Jamaicans way of saying mother fucker

Yo man this weed is good! Go fuck your self you little white mooda fooka!

by lil jon March 28, 2004

American Idol

Another lame attempt by the television studios to make us suffer or should I say laugh, through the episode. Another boring tv- reality series.

Two Words.

William Hung.

by Lil Jon April 27, 2004

crunkin

Something that is astonishing, or unbeleivable. Could relate to a party, a young woman, or a car.

"Damn girl, you're all crunkin and shit"

"See Wally's lux ride? Those hydraulics are crunkin."

by Lil Jon September 10, 2003

crunk

okay crunk is not drunk and high or drunk and crazy no forget all that... crunk is an extreme release of built up energy and stress u have felt through-out the week or day that u can only release at a party,club or concert, crunk is a noun/adjective

you could get crunk in the club, roll with your hood get stomped in the club
*yeah*

by lil jon March 8, 2005