lil duff 2008's definitions

2012

We are not going to die this year... all thes dumbasses that are taking Ritalin and thinking the world is ending that year should get their ass kicked... we are going to live way farther than 2012... a lot farther. This thing is a hoax!!!

OMG... It is 2012. Prepare to die!!!
Me: Shut up you fucking idiot... read the bible you dumbass

by Lil Duff 2008 August 16, 2008

Generation Z

Today's children and teenagers... not Gen Y, which are now currently 20 somethings. Born from 1991-present, these are the kids that are born under a computer and have no past memory of life during the Cold War. They grow up with cell phones, iPod's, Hannah Montana, High School Musical, MySpace, YouTube, and homeland security.

They are similar to the greatest generation and they tend to me more ambitious and more mature than any other generation past the Silent Generation.

My kid loves Hannah Montana and is hooked onto an iPod... she must be a Generation Z person.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008

barn language

Language that is said all the time in the barn... usually involves the words shit, ass, godddamn it, and son of a bitch.

Example of barn language:
Bob: There is a whole lot of cow shit lately.
Bill: Yup!!
Bob: God Damn it... my cow had started a fire. Might as well put er out. Shit!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

by Lil Duff 2008 December 17, 2008

youporn

Pretty much where all the deleted porn videos on youtube go.

Fuck youtube... let's go to youporn and look at real uncensored and undeleted shit

by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

ghettotronic

This new wave of music that peaks around December 2007 that combines dance/electronica/new wave with hip-hop, R&B music. Pretty awesome sound to it but it could get boring if it is overplayed. Better than this Soulja Boy crap that was worn out last year.

Usually sung/rapped by Timbaland, T-Pain, Akon, Bone Thugz and Harmonies, Baby Bash, Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, Usher, Mariah Carey, Hilary Duff, Colby O' Donis, Chris Brown etc.

Ayo Technology is a great example of ghettotronic music.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 23, 2008

Clique Girlz

A new girl group that will eventually kill Hannah Montana and make a brand new sensation for 13 year old girls.

13 year old: OMG, like you heard of the Clique Girlz
teenager: Isn't Hannah Montana the cool thing now?
13 year old: No, obviously that is soo last week. Now it is like the Clique Girz... hannah montana, sick!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 August 22, 2008