Definitions by light joker

nitwit 

a stupid person, an idiot

Shut up you nitwit. Leave me alone.

nitwit by Light Joker April 26, 2005

belly button 

the navel (very common)

Is you belly button dirty, or is that it's natural color?

belly button by Light Joker April 25, 2005

grounded 

1. confined to one's home

2. restricted from participating in certain social activities
(both senses are punishments for unruly youth)

If you give one more kid a wedgie than you will be grounded for 3 days.

grounded by Light Joker April 24, 2005

doggy bag 

a bag used for carrying home uneaten food from a restaurant.

Do you have a doggy bag for my dessert?

doggy bag by Light Joker April 23, 2005

basket case 

a very nervous and distraught person(Formerly used to refer to someone who is totally physically disabled. See also nervous wreck.)

I was a basket case when it came to interviews.

basket case by Light Joker April 22, 2005

chump 

a stupid or gullible person

You chumps don't have a clue what this guy is up to.

chump by Light Joker April 21, 2005

railroad tracks 

dental braces(probably a reference to the way dental braces look)

I would rather not have to wear such huge railroad tracks.

railroad tracks by Light Joker April 20, 2005