lift-ticket's definitions

obviass

When someone is stating something blatantly obvious just to be a dick.

. . . driving around forever trying to get out of the parking garage when suddenly all four passengers notice the large EXIT sign.
Steve: Hey, I think it's right up there under the "EXIT" sign.
Joe: No shit, Steve. Don't be such an obviass.

by lift-ticket March 30, 2009

3 headed monster

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.

Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

colluberated

1. when a woman is wet, moist, or horny.
2. Ready for sex
3. Loosen Up, or Relax

After 15 mins. of foreplay, Sarah was finally colluberated.

by lift-ticket July 28, 2006

church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

clippers

large hanging pussy lips.

when the lips of the pussy visibly sway from wind or subtle body movement & are usually easily visible from the rear end.

clippers are usually discolored & very loose from being worn out or well-aged, or both.

As she was changing the light bulb, her clippers dangled tween her thighs . . . "Put some panties on Heather, Please!!", I exclaimed in arousal & disqust.

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

pink floyd

A classic rock and roll band formed in the mid-sixties by Roger Waters and Syd Barrett. Pink Floyd is often only recognized by their ultra mega smash hit album "Dark Side of the Moon" (1973), when in fact they had many fantastic tunes prior the bands exploding into stardom in '73. If you happen to be unfamiliar with any early Pink Floyd albums, I reccommend Meddle, Atom Heart Mother, & Obscurred by Clouds . . . these are albums made after Syd Barrett went looney & David Gilmour joined as lead guitarist, but before they reached superstardom in '73.

Hey, Pink Floyd is awesome!!

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

sink splash

An emergency "bits & pieces" cleaning, usually taking place in a sink.
- Needed after a dick dunk or after ridin' dirty on a squirtin' cutie, or any other action that leaves your balls & pecker a little funky.

I was camping all weekend & never got the chance to take a good shower, so when Mandy said she would blow me, I had to do a quick sink splash for her.

I did a dick dunk at a truck stop jon & had to do an immediate sink splash.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006