Definitions by lick a lotta spokes

Keester 

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

Keester by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005

hummer 

A blow job that incorporates humming, moaning or any other type of noise that creates slight vibrations in the throat heightening the entire experience for the suck-ee.

Sheila's hummers make me cry.

hummer by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005

high hard one 

a big fat cock
or
getting stiffed (by a big fat stiffy)

I moan with pleasure when I’m gettin’ the high hard one!

high hard one by lick a lotta spokes November 15, 2004

cumfunnel

Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.

Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"!

Elation: "I’ll fuck your cumfunnel all night, Sheila"!

cumfunnel by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004

lickalottapuss 

Any women (without regard to sexual orientation) that munches on another woman’s box.
plural: Lickalottapi.


aka Munchalottabox

As I entered the bar, I was amazed by the number of Lickalottapi I had to choose from.

lickalottapuss by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004

Cleaning the kitchen 

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

Cleaning the kitchen by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004