lewis's definitions

redneck

"The glorious absence of sophistication"
-Jeff Foxworthy

you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck

by lewis March 2, 2004

proper crimbo

a good christmas

ave a proper bo crimbo!!

by lewis December 19, 2003

strat

quite good guitar. known because alot of ppl say they make the perfect sound. i perswonally dont like them that much, give me an lp any day!

see tele.......... feck aff

by lewis July 21, 2004

blink182

a good band but they arnt the best in the world. still good though! and theyre lyrics have meaning as well. they are not gay either. so fk uz all.

rock on tom mark and travis!

by lewis June 10, 2004

sweet pussy

when a pussy is sweet in taste

hi faye, how about you let me lick that sweet pussy.

by lewis April 22, 2005

Rinsed

When someone gets one over on another. be it a quick punch or a better insult, whatever it is, to be better than another. This is a term used by a bystander or the insulter to inform others of the victims unfortunate bullying and to further embarressment. This is then followed by a 'DJ' style hand action and 'DJ' noise, and continuous mocking.

Lewisun-provoked: Alistair, you are a DICK and im shagging your girlfriend
Alistairnear to tears: meany
Lewis: COCK
Jacklistening and Laughing: HAHA 'RINSED' *'DJ' hand action*

by LEWIS December 1, 2003

twatface

An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

by Lewis March 17, 2003