squink

onomatopea: the sound that is produced from a squigee on a wet window.

squink squnk went the window cleaner's squigee against the wet window

by lewis March 23, 2005

Troyist

A person who incessantly harasses and aggravates in a textual manner, unbeknownst to the fact that they are being annoying.

"Jae sacked Troy as a result of his Troyist behaviour on AIM."

by Lewis January 22, 2005

bumberatti

To More than like someone but to early for Love.

Goodnight Laura BUMBERATTI

by Lewis April 28, 2005

tossmunch

The hand positioning used when one commences operating ones penis. It involves creating a pitchfork position with your thumb and middle finger and traveling up-and-down rapidly round the shaft of the penis (see Masturbation lock)

Josh uses the tossmunch position thoroughly

by Lewis March 17, 2003

scousetto

High pitched singing for some reason popular amongst bands originating in Liverpool.

Bands like the Las and Cast illustrate the point.

by lewis January 09, 2005

Tangerine Candyfloss

A pubic area which is vastly ginger.

I aint going down their youve got tangerine candyfloss

by Lewis April 28, 2005

Bumdarts

A sport in which one takes part in homosexual buggery..... for fun

Huw challenges Darky to a game of bum darts. Darky accepts because huw brainwashed him with his annoying mumbling voice that makes people want to be sick and said he'd talk forever unless Darky accepted. Huw, of course won with a whitewash because of a combiantion of factors; Huw had 30 bullseyes in a row and Darky could not tell if it was his ass or his poop due to his tanned-ness

by Lewis March 17, 2003