brundred

The emergency hundred quid a woman stashes in her bra. This woman's bra can hold a lot more than those that can hold a brifty
I just got a parking ticket, luckily I had a brundred in my bra to pay the fine!

Rob: Can you lend us 80 quid from your brundred? I can't ask Vic, she's only a brifty.
by lergik November 21, 2018
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Muskonian

A person who makes public statements in order to forcibly manipulate the future for personal or business gains.
Elon: I just tweeted that you won't lend me a tenner for some KFC.
Jeff: Here, have your tenner and your KFC you Muskonian.
by lergik November 17, 2021
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Orangatan

A fake, orange-coloured tan usually achievable by heavy sunbed action and desired by many a WAG and celebrity
I saw that Michelle Heaton from Liberty X come out of the that tanning centre the other day. She looked proper orangatanned!
by lergik May 04, 2009
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Night Bra

The act of spooning during sleep whereby a female uses their partners hands to cup their breasts for support during the night.
HER: I can't be bothered to wear a bra tonight
HIM: I'll just Night Bra ya
by lergik September 28, 2018
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