Definitions by lergik

Muskonian 

A person who makes public statements in order to forcibly manipulate the future for personal or business gains.

Elon: I just tweeted that you won't lend me a tenner for some KFC.
Jeff: Here, have your tenner and your KFC you Muskonian.

Muskonian by lergik November 17, 2021

brundred

The emergency hundred quid a woman stashes in her bra. This woman's bra can hold a lot more than those that can hold a brifty

I just got a parking ticket, luckily I had a brundred in my bra to pay the fine!

Rob: Can you lend us 80 quid from your brundred? I can't ask Vic, she's only a brifty.

brundred by lergik November 21, 2018

Night Bra 

The act of spooning during sleep whereby a female uses their partners hands to cup their breasts for support during the night.

HER: I can't be bothered to wear a bra tonight
HIM: I'll just Night Bra ya

Night Bra by lergik September 28, 2018

Orangatan 

A fake, orange-coloured tan usually achievable by heavy sunbed action and desired by many a WAG and celebrity

I saw that Michelle Heaton from Liberty X come out of the that tanning centre the other day. She looked proper orangatanned!

Orangatan by lergik May 4, 2009