leon's definitions

one time

The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.

"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.

by Leon May 22, 2003

Astrosecret

A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example.

Astrosecret.
Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit.
Like my brain.

by Leon November 16, 2003

ipso facto

This word is typically used to emphasize a contradition, and its use as "by that very fact" should be distinguished from therefore, which also means "by the preceding fact". In the example below, ipso facto is used because the success in some way hinges on apparent failure. This could occur if, for example, if my goal was to lower myself in the other's opinion. Ipso facto, then, is almost always used to emphasize problems of perspective, as in the example.

He says I have failed, but, ipso facto, I've succeeded.

by leon September 8, 2008

squasher

fat women who sit on men (fully clothed) ...or not

Oprah playing squasher to Obama

by leON November 22, 2013

zelifcam

A private AOL room
dedicated exclusively to
passing around macintosh software,
and passsing the time.

Yes, we spent time in zelficam, and Local was really really annoying.

by Leon December 9, 2003

Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.

My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.

by Leon February 27, 2003

there's no i in team

yeah, but there ain't no "we", either.

taken from the budweiser commercial featuring Leon.

by Leon November 2, 2004