leon's definitions

Skidmark

The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.

"Oh my God ! Dom has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"

by Leon October 22, 2003

ASF

Short for "art school fag" - anyone who attends college and majors in something vaguely creative and think they are hot shit. can often be recognized by tight black t-shirts, psuedo-controversial views, etc. also see EURO-TRASH

"that cigarette (slim) smoking leninist over there - total ASF."

by leon July 4, 2003

one time

The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.

"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.

by Leon May 22, 2003

a Cable

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

by Leon May 9, 2003

pancreas face

A disgusting human being. This person has huge swollen and yellow facial features. See Tank.

Did you see Farley last night? he looked like shit, man that guy has a pancreas face!!

by Leon March 10, 2003

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Ghetto Elk

A pack of wild dogs.

Romeo ran as fast as he could as a pack of Ghetto elk chased him.

by Leon February 27, 2003