leon's definitions

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

by Leon February 27, 2003

one time

The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.

"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.

by Leon May 22, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Astrosecret

A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example.

Astrosecret.
Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit.
Like my brain.

by Leon November 16, 2003

there's no i in team

yeah, but there ain't no "we", either.

taken from the budweiser commercial featuring Leon.

by Leon November 2, 2004

Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.

My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.

by Leon February 27, 2003

savage

like "unlucky" or "bummer" not the homosexual meaning of bummer though!

Boy 1: My bitch dumped me last night man

Boy 2: Savaaaage!

by leon December 28, 2003