39 definitions by leon

the bast

a small human like creature with tiny facial features. A nocturnal animal, the bast resembles the appearance of Guy Sebastion, and has been seen outside at night nibbling on wood, whilst planning the destruction of all the souls on earth.

I heard a noise outside, I thought it might have been the bast tunneling through the garden.

You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!

by leon January 6, 2005

zelifcam

A private AOL room
dedicated exclusively to
passing around macintosh software,
and passsing the time.

Yes, we spent time in zelficam, and Local was really really annoying.

by leon December 9, 2003

Hobag

A bag containing the severed limbs and entrails of prostitutes. Almost always carried by an angry pimp.

Funk-masta D needs a safe place to dispose of his hobag.

I'm gonna cook up a hobag tonight with a couple of sluts that are holding out on me.

This old hobag smells funny.

Daddy brought me a hobag for Christmas!

THAT is one LARGE hobag. It must have at least 3 different hos in it!

by leon November 28, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

by leon February 27, 2003

pancreas face

A disgusting human being. This person has huge swollen and yellow facial features. See Tank.

Did you see Farley last night? he looked like shit, man that guy has a pancreas face!!

by leon March 10, 2003

Astrosecret

A huge-ass secret. Often used by crazy people. See example.

Astrosecret.
Bitches always tryin' to steal my shit.
Like my brain.

by leon November 17, 2003

skemmy

skemmy is a girl from the lower class who enjoys the pleasure of many men throughout her wasted life.

"ere ya little skemmy, giz a nosh" aslo see - SKET -

by leon February 1, 2005