leon's definitions

zelifcam

A private AOL room
dedicated exclusively to
passing around macintosh software,
and passsing the time.

Yes, we spent time in zelficam, and Local was really really annoying.

by Leon December 9, 2003

ASF

Short for "art school fag" - anyone who attends college and majors in something vaguely creative and think they are hot shit. can often be recognized by tight black t-shirts, psuedo-controversial views, etc. also see EURO-TRASH

"that cigarette (slim) smoking leninist over there - total ASF."

by leon July 4, 2003

savage

like "unlucky" or "bummer" not the homosexual meaning of bummer though!

Boy 1: My bitch dumped me last night man

Boy 2: Savaaaage!

by leon December 28, 2003

ied

ultimate past tense verb, add it or "ed" to the end of any word to change it into a past tense verb. also a very badly misspelled version of the word die

Look in the task bar menu till you find an icon labled IED, right click on it, a window will pop up called IED settngs. click the dropdown bar and change your settings from ied to die. that should fix your problem.

by leon July 25, 2004

Skidmark

The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.

"Oh my God ! Dom has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"

by Leon October 22, 2003

Hobo Chunk

The tastiest piece of hobo meat. Can be found under the shoulder blades of homeless people, and extracted using a very sharp knife. Most often used in hobo stew, but can be made into "fillet de hobo" or a hobo chunk sandwich.

The hobo chunk last night sucked. It was way too tough!

I'm cravin' a hobo chunk sandwich right now.

I've got a hankerin' for a "fillet de hobo."

That hobo tried to mug us, but now that I've got his hobo chunks, were gonna 'mug' him. LOL!

I hobo chunked his ass real good with my sharp-ass knife!

by Leon November 17, 2003

the bast

a small human like creature with tiny facial features. A nocturnal animal, the bast resembles the appearance of Guy Sebastion, and has been seen outside at night nibbling on wood, whilst planning the destruction of all the souls on earth.

I heard a noise outside, I thought it might have been the bast tunneling through the garden.

You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!

by Leon January 5, 2005