leon's definitions

there's no i in team

yeah, but there ain't no "we", either.

taken from the budweiser commercial featuring Leon.

by Leon November 2, 2004

tub girl

- A farting game gone wrong.

- Description : the picture of a girl, now known as tubgirl, in which she's lying down and lifts her feet up to her shoulders, so that her anus faces upwards, then literally takes a liquid dump on her own face.

- Often mentioned alongside goatse.

"Tubgirl is a case of semi-inverse bulimia"

by Leon April 7, 2004

Skidmark

The stain on ones undergarments left after an explosive anal emission.

"Oh my God ! Dom has shit himself again, you can see that skidmark on his faded blue jeans !"

by Leon October 22, 2003

one time

The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.

"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.

by Leon May 22, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Hobo Chunk

The tastiest piece of hobo meat. Can be found under the shoulder blades of homeless people, and extracted using a very sharp knife. Most often used in hobo stew, but can be made into "fillet de hobo" or a hobo chunk sandwich.

The hobo chunk last night sucked. It was way too tough!

I'm cravin' a hobo chunk sandwich right now.

I've got a hankerin' for a "fillet de hobo."

That hobo tried to mug us, but now that I've got his hobo chunks, were gonna 'mug' him. LOL!

I hobo chunked his ass real good with my sharp-ass knife!

by Leon November 17, 2003

the bast

a small human like creature with tiny facial features. A nocturnal animal, the bast resembles the appearance of Guy Sebastion, and has been seen outside at night nibbling on wood, whilst planning the destruction of all the souls on earth.

I heard a noise outside, I thought it might have been the bast tunneling through the garden.

You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!

by Leon January 5, 2005