leo123456's definitions

Tomodachi Life

The best game on planet earth. You can make a mii of anyone and have them do whatever you want.

Joe: I don't like Tomodachi Life.
The Castration Doctor: All finished with the procedure Mr Johnson.

by leo123456 February 20, 2024

Piracy

That thing that people who look like this 🤓 get so pissed off about. The only reason it's considered a crime in the first place is because the government are on all fours licking the mega corporation's balls and would never give up an opportunity to ban something that hurts them.

🤓: You can't pirate games!!!! Piracy is illegal!!!! You're stealing off of the billionaires so rich they can wipe their ass with $100 bills!!!

Me: *laughing as I download 15 games from the hShop*.

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

American

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?

American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!

by leo123456 December 9, 2023

United Ireland

A concept that would make unionists shit themselves and jump out the window. You see, despite being the descendants of British protestant planters, they think they own the place and therefore make a united Ireland non-existent.

Jim: I want a United Ireland
Other Jim (unionist): I want 10-inch dicks up my throat.

by leo123456 February 20, 2024

Gender wars

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.

Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself

by leo123456 December 9, 2023

Kimchi

Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.

The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

Furries

Creepy bestials who like to delude themselves and others into thinking that they're not creepy bestials.

They like to go to their subreddit that they moderate and circlejerk about how evil and bad the "antifurs" are. As if opposing zoophilia and bestiality is such a bad thing a bunch of retards in shitty bigfoot costumes need to go circlejerking about it.

They like to say that "antifur's" only insult is that they're fatherless, as if they're not already scraping the bottom of the barrel with the unfunny "you're 9" insults.

They also claim that hating furries means you hate animals. Of fucking course I like animals! I don't want them to be raped by cunt shutters who like to jack off to yiff! I just don't like animals the same way you people do...

Person: I hate furries.
Furry: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO POST THIS ON MY CIRCLEJERK SUBREDDIT. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING ANTIFUR!!!!

by leo123456 December 8, 2023