While I can't really speak for others, mine is a nasty old bitch who nags at me for doing whatever and hates me for no reason, but would jump in front of a fucking bullet for by goody two shoes sister.
My mother: Nag nag nag do your homework don't say anything mean about the neighbour's weird kid
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
Stupid bitches who thinks they're feminists because they hate men.
And unlike actual feminists, instead of actually dealing with problems regarding sexism in the world, they make a "35 Questions for Men" BuzzFeed video and use the words "mansplaining", "manspreading", and "patriarchy" on a daily basis.
They think spreading your legs is a bigger problem than whatever the fuck's going on in the Middle East right now or even problems going on back home.
Also massive (hippo)crites. They go on and on about drinking male tears and the evil cishets but whenever anyone says the same thing back to them they make a bunch of Twitter hashtags trying to get that person banned off of the internet forever.
If I said "I love to drink female tears", I'd probably get bombarded with people telling me to kill myself and that I'm mysogynistic scum. I'm not saying mysogyny is good or anything, but fuckfaces like this need to stop being hypocrites and shove a glass dildo up their ass until it pops.
And unlike actual feminists, instead of actually dealing with problems regarding sexism in the world, they make a "35 Questions for Men" BuzzFeed video and use the words "mansplaining", "manspreading", and "patriarchy" on a daily basis.
They think spreading your legs is a bigger problem than whatever the fuck's going on in the Middle East right now or even problems going on back home.
Also massive (hippo)crites. They go on and on about drinking male tears and the evil cishets but whenever anyone says the same thing back to them they make a bunch of Twitter hashtags trying to get that person banned off of the internet forever.
If I said "I love to drink female tears", I'd probably get bombarded with people telling me to kill myself and that I'm mysogynistic scum. I'm not saying mysogyny is good or anything, but fuckfaces like this need to stop being hypocrites and shove a glass dildo up their ass until it pops.
Misandrist: #KillAllMen
Any sane person: Maybe it's not the best idea to use a hashtag that promotes killing half of the entire world's population.
Misandrist: Are you seriously mansplaining to me right now!?!?!?
Any sane person: Maybe it's not the best idea to use a hashtag that promotes killing half of the entire world's population.
Misandrist: Are you seriously mansplaining to me right now!?!?!?
by leo123456 December 08, 2023
My Urban Dictionary handle is Leo123456. There. Are you happy now Urban Dictionary? I put a fucking example.
by leo123456 December 08, 2023
Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
by leo123456 December 09, 2023
One of the best things to do because 1: it's free and 2: it's free. Make sure the government doesn't catch you because they're busy sucking off the mega corporations thirsty for cash.
Inmate #1: I steered a schoolbus into a ditch, killing 25 children. How about you?
Inmate #2: I downloaded an audio file off the internet.
Inmate #1: HOW DARE YOU COMMIT PIRACY!
Inmate #2: I downloaded an audio file off the internet.
Inmate #1: HOW DARE YOU COMMIT PIRACY!
by leo123456 February 20, 2024
That thing that people who look like this 🤓 get so pissed off about. The only reason it's considered a crime in the first place is because the government are on all fours licking the mega corporation's balls and would never give up an opportunity to ban something that hurts them.
🤓: You can't pirate games!!!! Piracy is illegal!!!! You're stealing off of the billionaires so rich they can wipe their ass with $100 bills!!!
Me: *laughing as I download 15 games from the hShop*.
Me: *laughing as I download 15 games from the hShop*.
by leo123456 December 08, 2023
Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.
Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.
Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.
Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
by leo123456 December 08, 2023