leif's definitions

FTP

A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.

Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).

by Leif June 10, 2006

Elvis Ramone

One of the least known members of the Ramones. He is also the drummer of Blondie (the band). In the revolving door of the drummers for the Ramones -- Tommy, Marky, Richie -- Elvis came in at a time when Marky was too much of an alcoholic and before they got the uberquick drumming of Richie. He played for a few gigs before they kicked him out for better punk drumming talent.

Ramone Fan 1: Name all the Ramones!
Ramone Fan 2: Joey (RIP), Dee Dee (RIP), Johnny (RIP), Tommy, Marky, Richie and CJ.
Ramone Fan 1: You forgot about Elvis Ramone

by Leif June 10, 2006

canadians

what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad

jee im glad i put this "Canadain" flag on my back pack while traveling in Europe...cuz they sure hate us americans over there

by leif November 24, 2004

confluence

It refers to a point of time or space where multiple items come together - flow together. It may be the combination of rivers, streets, or events in one's life.

It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.

Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.

by Leif June 10, 2006

uncle stuff

the albertan slang for spooge

i got uncle stuff in my eye

by leif June 10, 2006

alt-tab

The act of using the ALT+TAB keys to jump from application to application (Or document to document), or in the workplace, using those keys to hide the website of non working nature to go back to an open document looking like you're doing real work.

I hate that I can't alt-tab between Visio documents.

When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.

by Leif June 10, 2006

668

Next door neighbor of the beast.

Number of the beast is 666, 668 is one house up.

by Leif June 10, 2006