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confluence

It refers to a point of time or space where multiple items come together - flow together. It may be the combination of rivers, streets, or events in one's life.
It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.

Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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alt-tab

The act of using the ALT+TAB keys to jump from application to application (Or document to document), or in the workplace, using those keys to hide the website of non working nature to go back to an open document looking like you're doing real work.
I hate that I can't alt-tab between Visio documents.

When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Passat

Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.
I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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TOBASH

From the military, it's an acronym for
Taken
Out
Back
And
Shot in the
Head

Usually it's a term to make reference to a person that gets a group into FUBAR occurrences multiple time.
"Ollie! You should be TOBASH! You've gotten this all FUBAR, your a freakin' clusterfuck magnet. We're gonna deep six yo ass bytch!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.
Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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cmfic

Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge

usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company
Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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FTP

A TLA for Fine Tobacco Product - what you see on cigarette packages. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Can also mean a cigarette break.
Keith: Hey dude, can I bum an FTP.

Wende: Let's go FTP!

Greg: Hey EO, almost ready for that meeting?
EO: Sure, right after Java, PP, FTP.
(Coffee, urinate, ciggy break).
by Leif June 10, 2006
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