leif's definitions

makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.

Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!

by Leif June 10, 2006

confluence

It refers to a point of time or space where multiple items come together - flow together. It may be the combination of rivers, streets, or events in one's life.

It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.

Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.

by Leif June 10, 2006

emaul

To emaul a person is to send them a gazillion emails, even though all that could get done in one 3 minute phone call. It could also happen when someone just has to forward every stupid stinking chain letter "Please send this for good luck" "Somebody loves you" "Bill Gates will send you a check! I know it's true, My brother's cousin's roomate's ex boyfreind's mother-in-law's nephew works for Microsoft" Dreck.

Since Maria didn't have IM at work, she and Jen were emauling each other all day long.

If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.

by Leif June 10, 2006

orgasm in my mouth

When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.

Man, that Thai food was so phat that i'm having an orgasm in my mouth. I'm spent!

by Leif June 10, 2006

floordusters

Breasts that are so large that they'll end up saggin below the knees - dusting the floor.

Yeah, Amber's got huge knockers, but when she turns 40, and has had a few kids I'll bet they'll be floordusters.

by Leif June 10, 2006

thumb stomach

The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg

The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?

by Leif June 10, 2006

hinge

A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.

Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.

by Leif June 10, 2006