leif's definitions

spouseapedia

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

by Leif February 2, 2009

kyleif

Has a big dick, with a loving heart that’s full of joy

Damn kyleif here you go again

by Leif November 23, 2021

667

Across the street neighbor of the beast - since addresses are even on one side and odd on the other.

Yo, Franklin is at 667, but the dude across the street lives in a hell hole!

by Leif June 10, 2006

have good and get give

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.

Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!

by Leif June 10, 2006

UDWOD Worthy

What UD editors call a definition that they reviewed as particulary enjoyable, and worthy of being recognized as UDWOD.

I tell you what, some of these UDWOD Worthy entries could become as popular as krunk.

by Leif June 10, 2006

swappin spit

Kissing... especially as far as making out. Comes from the act of exchanging saliva.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.

Yo dog, Angela started swappin spit, and before you knew it, we were all over each other.

by Leif June 10, 2006

dogger

A close male friend, usually one who is also familiar with the term

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaay dogger! Sup dogger?

by Leif June 10, 2006