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naplash

What happens to you when you start nodding off and then you jerk your head back suddenly. Happens a lot when staying on the computer too long. Very dangerous if driving.
If you didn't get enough sleep, and you're driving, please pull over at the first instance of naplash. If possible, get coffee or walk around, or take a proper nap.

I was trying to play SWG the other night, but one of the people in our group kept disconnectin, and I started sufferin naplash.
by Leif April 7, 2005
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alt-tab

The act of using the ALT+TAB keys to jump from application to application (Or document to document), or in the workplace, using those keys to hide the website of non working nature to go back to an open document looking like you're doing real work.
I hate that I can't alt-tab between Visio documents.

When Art heard the boss's footsteps, he quickly alt-tabbed to a spreadsheet, hiding the streaming pr0n he had been lookin at.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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kyleif

Has a big dick , loving heart that’s full of joy
Damn kyleif here you go again
by Leif November 23, 2021
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very special Blossom

When a parent and child are in a situation that would be represented by a "Very special" episode of a program that explores teen angst. Could also be among peers/teens to talk about all those things that those shows seem to talk about.
Mom: I saw you making out with that boy...
Daughter: God, Maaaaaaaaa! That was a private place!
Mom: It was a KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
Daughter: Maaaaa!
Mom: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Daughter: Oh, is this a very special Blossom episode?
by Leif June 10, 2006
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TOBASH

From the military, it's an acronym for
Taken
Out
Back
And
Shot in the
Head

Usually it's a term to make reference to a person that gets a group into FUBAR occurrences multiple time.
"Ollie! You should be TOBASH! You've gotten this all FUBAR, your a freakin' clusterfuck magnet. We're gonna deep six yo ass bytch!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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orgasm in my mouth

When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.
Man, that Thai food was so phat that i'm having an orgasm in my mouth. I'm spent!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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uncle stuff

i got uncle stuff in my eye
by leif June 10, 2006
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