leif's definitions

beee-yotch

Same as biotch but really reeally strunnngg ooouuuuttt... and i hadn't seen that spelling yet....

That is one phat beee-yotch, y'uns.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

by Leif June 10, 2006

makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.

Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!

by Leif June 10, 2006

truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck

that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"

by leif June 10, 2006

thumb stomach

The surgical procedure also known as bariastic surgery in which the patient's stomach is reduced significantly - like a fist might be reduced to a thumb. This procedure is not recommended for those that need to lose less than 100 lbs.
Typically, the stomach is reduced from the size of a melon to the size of an egg

The only way that Peter Jackson, that dude from Blues Traveller, and that fat chick from Wilson Phillips lost weight so fast must have been from thumb stomach. Didn't Rosanne have that too?

by Leif June 10, 2006

hinge

A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.

Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.

by Leif June 10, 2006

F5

v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting.
v. 2 To wake up.

Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.

1.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!

2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.

by Leif June 10, 2006