led zeppole's definitions

jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)

Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.

After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.

You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

body massage

A New Jersey slang expression for beating the hell out of someone with a baseball bat. Also known as a Jersey massage or a Louisville Slugger beatdown.

That asshole Tony's been hitting on my girlfriend again. A hardcore body massage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.

by Led Zeppole March 10, 2004

Jersey Shore

Popular term used to describe the Atlantic Ocean coastline of the State of New Jersey in the United States. New Jersey natives who are planning to go to the area often say they are going "down the shore". The term "Jersey Shore" is often shortened to simply "The Shore" by natives of New Jersey (just as the name of the state is sometimes shortened to just Jersey). The Jersey Shore is composed of the coastal communities of (from north to south) Monmouth, Ocean, Atlantic and Cape May counties. Though the city of Cape May has been a summer retreat since the 1760's, the Jersey Shore did not become a truly popular summer resort area until the mid-19th century, when railroads made it relatively easy for people to travel to the region. Summer tourism accounts for a large percentage of the economies of the four Jersey Shore counties, especially in Atlantic (home of Atlantic City) and Cape May counties (Cape May County's economy is almost entirely dependent on tourism). Jersey Shore locals sometimes refer to summer tourists as bennies (most often heard in Monmouth and Ocean counties) or shoobies (generally used in Atlantic and Cape May counties). Visitors to the Jersey Shore often ask why the region is called "shore" and not "beach." The truth is, nobody knows.

See also New Jersey, Jersey, South Jersey, North Jersey, Sopranoland, Atlantic City, A.C., Exit Zero, bennies, shoobies, gunderson, Wally and Marge.

People from across the United States enjoy spending part of their summer at the Jersey Shore.

by Led Zeppole December 29, 2003

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

frickin critic

To be overly critical of another's speech or habits.

Jen said Rick was a frickin critic for constantly trying to correct the way she spoke.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003