Pads inserted into a woman's bra to make her breasts appear larger.
See also wonderbra, wondermeter.
See also wonderbra, wondermeter.
When Pam arrived at work with breasts larger than they had been the day before, Dave knew she was wearing her body armor.
by Led Zeppole October 06, 2003
When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)
by Led Zeppole October 01, 2003
by Led Zeppole October 04, 2003
by Led Zeppole November 08, 2003
A New Zealand expression for vomiting.
by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003
A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.
When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004
To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...
When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.
by Led Zeppole March 12, 2004