led zeppole's definitions

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

hit me back

What a masochist says to someone named Back.

Hit me, Back! Ooh, yeah, baby!

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

frickin critic

To be overly critical of another's speech or habits.

Jen said Rick was a frickin critic for constantly trying to correct the way she spoke.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

saloonatic

A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.

Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

a hint of broadway

To imply that a man is homosexual; derived from a stereotypical gay man's love of broadway shows.

See also show tunes.

There is a hint of broadway about the Fab Five on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003