To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.
by Led Zeppole October 12, 2003
An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.
Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!
by Led Zeppole December 06, 2004
An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.
The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.
by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003
Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?
Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.
Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.
by Led Zeppole November 04, 2003
A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."
American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.
by Led Zeppole October 03, 2003
After Pastor Jeremiah died, his coffin was placed in a freshly dug hole, which was then filled in with landover baptist.
by Led Zeppole November 08, 2003
To imply that a man is homosexual; derived from a stereotypical gay man's love of broadway shows.
See also show tunes.
See also show tunes.
There is a hint of broadway about the Fab Five on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
by Led Zeppole October 04, 2003